| OFFICAL SARA FAQ!!!!!!!! |
| 1! WHO IS SARA?! If you don't know, you should take your own life. Sara has the hottest moves around. She eats goldfish crackers tail first and makes love to little boys. And Sara's name is always capitalized. 2! HOW OLD IS SARA AND WHERE DOES SHE LIVE?! That is none of your goddamned business. 3! DOES SARA HAVE ANY SIBLINGS?! Sara has one younger brother named Ryan. He likes to suck his own cock. 4! DOES SARA HAVE A BOYFRIEND?!!!?!?1 Sara has been in a long term relationship with the Spice channel and her electric toothbrush for a few years now. 5! HOW IS SARA SO FUCKING AWESOME!?!?!?1 It probably has something to do with Sara's enormous boobs. |
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| HAVE A QUESTION FOR SARA?!?!?!?!?!???!!111 ASK IT EHRE!!!111 |
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| Q: SARA...MARRY ME? - FROM ED, DUMBASSVILLE, USA. A: ED. You are dumb. And Sara is too fine and KEWLIEZZZZZZ for you. OMG LOL!!! I mean, her boobs are really big. |
| QUESTIONS TO SARA!!! OMG |
