November 2001
Hellooo, Nesbitt fans! Here we go, first entry in to the diary of an Irish genius. What a month it has been for your icon of cool. My popular television show has returned to you screens to add a little bit of excitement to you lifes. Wigerrdy wigerdy indeed, young sir/madam. Lots of publicity for the Irish Prince. I counted and i was in 47 newspapers this month. Thats a Nesbitt record, y'all. Spiffing. I owe it all to my pert bottom appearing on Cold Feet. Women now want yours truly, and men, you can admit you've had a sly one over me, yes you can. I find it flattering. I will post you pic if you missed it (buffoon!), but it is very hard to get one, my ass is so sweet. Ya!
Love is also in the air for the Nesbittator. With girls, yes, two of them too! Jealous, you're jealous. Unfortunately, disaster struck. The first fine foxy thing, called Moira, was blown away by my sexy ass, but was pathetic enough to hate my chat-up line! Hormonal bitch! Also, the second fine specimen, Margerat i think, i found out had been hypnotized and i was bloody well arrested again. Of all the cheek! The police do not recognize their national hero. Morons! Get a bloody life! I also think that this babe, Kim, wants to get in my pants! Look at her checking me out. Come to the Love-Machine, James Nesbitt!
Our search for a new guitarist still hasn't been resolved. The current candidates are utter monkeys. So far we have had a poo of a school teacher, a small overweight boy, my mother and someone called Wisley Borland. I know its you Wes. Nice try, but sorry, you suck. Ha! Idiotic fool.
Xmas is coming! Now then, here is a list of what I want all my loyal fans to but for me:
- A Playstation 2, with Parappa the Rapper (kick punch its all in the mind! Cool lyrics, may sample it for a new Limp Bizkit song).
- A new red cap, I think I'm running out.
- Sports Illustrated - Swimsuit Edition, many foxy ladies.
- My two front teeth...only joking. I reckon i should be the icon of comedy as well. Huh, yes, what do you think. Marvellous.
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