| The many faces of James Ernest Nesbitt |
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| Embarrased - The press had just told me that they had a picture of me bashing my monkey! Cheeky! So I sued them. |
| Fashionable - Here I am looking like a truly wicked guy. Check me out now, you funk soul brother. |
| Friendly - Here i am with my good friend, erm, Gordon. He thinks i am truly spiffing. He is right. Keep watching Cold Feet Gordon. |
| Money Making- Here I am endorsing that truly groovy company Duerr's and showing that they make smashing marinades. |
| Happy - Don't I look in a good mood? Must have been when Wesly Borland quit my band. He was rubbish at guitar and was in no way too good for the band. |
| Intellectual - Here I am analysing the current state of the economy for some stupid morons in the press. I'm not just a pretty face. |
| Piss-Head - Mmmm, Guiness. Truly marvellous beverage. (I'm the one on the right). |
| Stupid- Well, everyones got their downsides. Just look at Vanessa Feltz. Although, I'd prefer not to. |