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| The Limp Bizkit Chaps |
| As you may know I am currently in a music band called Limp Bizkit. We have released three alnums, $3 Dollar Bill, Significant Other and The Chocolate Starfish and the Hot-Dog Flavoured Water. I sing on the records marvellously well. "Keep Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' Rollin', What!". See, I am the best. Here are the band members. |
| Dr Zauis - He is the drummer in the band. Very charming guy, despite an ugly face. Very philosphical. |
| Harold Bishop - He is our brilliant spin-master DJ. Sometimes know as DJ Harold (a name I came up with, impressive huh?) he is taking the band in a new direction. He has added many tuba samples, played by himself, for our new album. |
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| Penfold - Our die hard funky bass playing guy. He plays that bass like he has been playing it for years, which he has. Former friends of DangerMouse (now lead singer and guitarist in Weezer). |
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| Guitarist Wanted - Apply now and you could be the new guitarist in the band. We can make you a super fly kinda guy. |
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| James Nesbitt - Thats me! I rock the mic and I rock the mic right. |