Here are pictures of the peeps that you will hear me talk about from time to time with a little bio of who each one is. Now you can picture them when I tell stories. You know, picture them like we lived in South Park. That’s how I always imagine…don’t you? (Click on their names to see their webpages)


The Jackass – That’s me. Damn I’m good looking.


The Fiance – That’s my fiancé. Isn’t she ravishing with her tongue hanging out? Why she's with me I'll never know...


P. Dirty – That’s my brother. I nicknamed him “Dirty” during softball because he dives for everything and gets dirty all the time. Seriously, the best outfielder you will EVER see in softball.


Topcat – That’s my friend who my brother (P. Dirty) and I grew up with. The three of us have been best friends for about 15 years. I basically raised the two of them and molded them into what you see before you today. I’m sorry.


Eddie Bauer – That’s my cousin. I basically raised him too. I call him Eddie Bauer because he has some Eddie Bauer clothes and I hate Eddie Bauer. So the rest is history. I hate him.


Barnaby – That’s another friend I spent a lot of my childhood with. He was considered part of our group called “The Clique” (The Jackass, P. Dirty, Topcat, Eddie Bauer, and Barnaby). We were quite the group.


Billy Jay – That’s a friend of mine who is also on my softball team. He’s a great artist and you should check out his site. Did I mention he's insane? If you ever meet him, ask him to do his Pterodactyl noise. Seriously.


Ford – That’s another friend of mine who also play softball. He is a huge drinker and usually is drunk after one beer.


Rosey – That’s my fiance’s best friend and avid reader of the site. If you would like to go out on a date with her, please email me at thejackasshasarrived@hotmail.com and I will set something up. Did I mention I am her pimp?


Jake – That’s my good friend from work. He’s the one I laugh all day with about the dumbest shit ever. He is a douchebag.


Ike – That’s another friend of mine (Jake’s brother). He’s the taller one.


Metso – That’s a friend I met through Jake. He too is funny as hell.