"...telaport the two of us to my friends house on Hill 1 of Tb, to my other friends house on Hill 6 of TB, or to my house. All are places where we can find shelter and food."
"Well, if it isn't too much trouble I wouldn't mind going to your house. You seem much more trustworthy than the others I have come across in TB. Everywhere I went I got the feeling like they were trying to kill me. There weren't any outirght attempts but I just had that vibe,"
"Umberto there is no doubt about it. The Mystical Land of Tonka Boats is a dangerous place and I am honored that you feel comfortable going to my humble little home. Now let us be off."
Cheshire Cat
and the kind hearted banjo playing frog from Walla Walla, Umberto
were mystically telaported off to Cheshire house. They got their in under .329 seconds. Umberto was finally feeling happy about being in TB, because he finally had found a friend.
When they got to Cheshire Cat's house Umberto was told to sit down and make himself comfortable. Umberto was pleased with the surroundings and was eagerly awaiting a decent meal. The thought of food just made him even more hungry. So, when Cheshire Cat finally walked in, he didn't have any food but he did have an ax. Umberto looked puzzled.
"Hey Umberto you wanna know the second biggest thing that I am most famous for?"
"What would that be, your amazing culinary talents?"
"Nope, it is my shark tank. You wanna know what I am most famous for?"
"What could be more incredible than that shark tank?"
"MY LEG COLLECTION!!!!"
Umberto screamed and ran, but Cheshire beat him to the door. Umberto had no way out. He screamed and cried and begged for his life, but Cheshire wanted no part in his whining. Cheshire just wanted his legs to add to his collection. Unfortunately for Umberto he had no fighting abilities and Cheshire chopped off both of his legs with the ax and held them up with great glory and excitement.
"Yes! This makes 574 legs! Now that I have your legs I don't really need you anymore, and now that I think about it my sharks seem a little bit hungry."
"NOOOOOOO!!!!! I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS?!"
Umberto was thrown into the shark tank by Cheshire, with Umberto screaming the whole time. The water finally silenced him. Umberto was then left to swim with the fishes.
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