Umberto and Cheshire on Hill 1

     "...telaport the two of us to my friends house on Hill 1 of Tb, to my other friends house on Hill 6 of TB, or to my house. All are places where we can find shelter and food."

     "Hmmmm, I'm not sure. How does Hill 1 look this time of year?"

     "It is decent all year. Whatever you think of this particular hill you will also think of Hill 1 because all the hill's are the same all year round. The weather never changes. Anyway. So, Hill 1 is where you want to go?"

     "Sure why not. Hill 1 is our destination."

     Cheshire telaported the two of them over to Hill 1. When they finally got there (approximately .27459 seconds later) Cheshire Cat came down with TB. Umberto felt bad that he had to go to Cheshire's friends house without Cheshire, but Umberto was hungry and went anyway. Cheshire assured him that his friend would welcome him with open arms.

     Umberto had a bad feeling about this house. All he saw were ghosts floating around the house. Umberto did a little jig and felt better about it and walked up to the door. Before Umberto could knock Cheshire's friend opened the door.

     "Greetings, you must be Cheshire Cat's friend..."

     "Umberto. My name is Umberto Unity."

     "Hello there Umberto I am Pink Panther. I understand you are in need of some help. I have a room and some food."

     "I would appreciate anything you could give me."

     Umberto was a little weary of this Panther character. He knew he was Canadian by the Canadian leaf on his chest, and he knows that you cannot trust those Canadians. One is led to believe they are all happy with there hockey and mounties or whatever they have up there but one does not what they could be plotting up there. Despite his knowledge of the potentially dangerous Canadians he needed a place and some food so he went in and hoped for the best.

     When they got inside Pink Panther told Umberto that before he can feed him Umberto must play hockey with him. Umberto agreed because he needed food and would do anything to get it. Unfortunately for Umberto Pink Panther had a 429 mph slapshot that could kill anyone it hit. Pink Panther knew this and used it against Umberto. On the opening play Pink hit the puck and took off Umberto's head. Pink then proceeded to devour Umberto's headless body.