Umberto and cheshire on hill 1

     "...telaport the two of us to my friends house on Hill 1 of TB, to my other friends house on Hill 6 of TB, or to my house. All are places where we can find shelter and food."

     "Hmmmmm. Let's see. Well, I have never been to Hill 1 of TB, so let's head over to Hill 1," Umberto decided.

     "Alright then Umberto we will go over to Hill 1."

     Cheshire Cat telaported the two of them over two Hill 1 and arrived in under .1079 seconds. When Cheshire Cat and Umberto started walking toward his friends house Cheshire came down with TB. When this happened Cheshire left Umberto assuring him that his friend will greet him with open arms. Umberto believed him and kept traveling on to his friend's house.

     As Umberto approached the house it looked more and more familiar. When he finally got up to the door he realized it was Illegal the Alien's house. Umberto had a bad feeling about this and was about to turn and run, but just as he made his turn Illegal opened his door.

     "Hello there Umberto. So nice to see you again. Cheshire tells me you are still in need of food and shelter. I would be glad to give you these things immediately after you repay your debt."

     Umberto remembered this debt and grimaced, but he was hungry, desperate and so no other way out of this so he agreed to help out Illegal. Illegal was pleased in Umberto's decision and led him outside.

     Illegal the Alien led Umberto out behind the house to hop on his flying dragon and be on their way, but Illegal turned around real quick and punched him in the face. Then the alien and Umberto started a vicious battle. The alien was clearly the better of the two fighters and was turning Umberto into a bloody mess. Umberto kept on with the fight for his life but his efforts did not matter. The alien had him pinned and tied up poor Umberto. He was then fed him to Alien's other dragon. This was a terrible, bloody and miserable way for Umberto to go. The dragon slowly picked away at him and prolonged his death before devouring him.