Umberto ran from p. diddy

     Umberto ran away from the Purple Dancing Demon the moment he saw him. And it was a good thing too, because this particular demon got his name from his mystical dance. It only makes sense. There is a particularly deadly nature of this mystical dance. He uses it to mesmorize the victim giving P. Diddy total control over him. He then leads him back to his lair so that he can put him in a truck and tell him to drive it into a wall going no less than 85 mph. The demon then proceeds to devour the remains of the victims body.

     As Umberto was fleeing the scene where he saw the horrible Purple Dancing Demon he heard a voice from the sky. This voice called to him, "Welcome new-comer to the Mystical Land of Tonka Boats. This is a land in which you can do whatever you please. Only you can limit your power in this land." The voice then faded away and Umberto thought about what the great voice said. Umberto sarcastically tested this voice by shouting, "I, Umberto will make a bike appear to relive myself of this running!" To Umberto's surprise it worked.

     Umberto celebrated his new and easy form of transportation by playing a little song on his banjo. He then hopped on the bike and rode off. Unfortunately, Umberto's stroke of good fortune didn't last because in Walla Walla they did not have bikes, and Umberto fell off the bike severely injuring his head. Umberto was knocked out immediately.

     Much later on Umberto woke up and was lying in a bed in a bright room. He was so confused but so happy that he was alive. The last thing he remembered he was falling face first into the ground. He was trying to figure out where he was when an alien walked in.

     "Greetings," the alien said. "My name is Illegal. I am the one who kept you alive after that biking accident you had on the Seventh Hill of TB. I saved your life and now you owe me something. You can either repay me later and you can go now, or you can come with me. If you come with me your debt will be payed."

1) If you would like, Umberto can do with the alien now and repay his debt.
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2) If you wold like, Umberto can leave Illegal the Aliens house and owe him something some other time.
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