Umberto approaches the demon from behind and taps him calmly on the shoulder as to not startle him. The demon puts on the friendliest face something as horrible and deformed as he can.
"Excuse me Sir, my name is Umberto Unity and I am lost. Please help me find some food and shelter," Umberto kindly asked.
"I would be glad to help you provided you do one thing for me. I ask you to dance with me,"
Umberto agreed and the two began to dance.
The demon's dance mezmorized the poor defenseless and unexpecting Umberto. Umberto immediately became his slave. Now that the Purple Dancing Demon had control over him he led Umberto to his secret lair.
When they arrived P. Diddy used Umberto the same way he used all of his slaves. P. Diddy placed Umberto into a truck and told him to drive into the wall at no less than 85 mph.
To no one's surprise Umberto died on impact. His body was splattered all over the interior of the truck. P. Diddy did his dance of celebration (which is very similar to his dance to claim slaves) and proceeded to DEVOUR poor Umberto's body.
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