INTERNET Woman: Difficult to access.

SERVER Woman: Always busy when you need her.

WINDOWS Woman: we all know she doesn’t work properly, but we can’t live without her.

POWERPOINT Woman: only Bill Gates has enough patience to use her for more than half an hour.

EXCEL Woman: she’s suppose to do a lot of things, but she’s only used for the four basic operations.

WORD Woman: always has a surprise in store for you, but nobody in the whole world understand her fully.

DOS Woman: we’ve all use her at least once but nobody wants her any more.

BACKUP Woman: you’ve always thought that she has everything you need, but at the moment of truth there’s always something missing.

VIRUS Woman: also known as “wife”, she arrives when you least expect it, uninstall herself and hogs all the resources. If you try to uninstall her you’ll lose something, but if you don’t … you lose everything!

SCANDISK Woman: you know she’s kind and only wants to help, but deep down nobody really knows what she’s really doing ….

SCREENSAVER Woman: she may be useless, but sure she is fun!

RAM Woman: forgets everything she’s done as soon as she’s switched off.

HARD DISK Woman: NEVER, EVER forgets anything

MOUSE Woman: only works when mistreated and battered.

MULTIMEDIA Woman: makes the world seem a beautiful place.

MICROSOFT Woman: wants to determine every man she meets and tries to convince him she’s the best thing that’s ever happened to him. Does everything to elbow out other women and promises you the world for a glance of your personal organizer full of contacts. Before you know she’ll become the only woman in your life, and the day will come when you’ll need her permission to open the fridge or pick up your car keys.

PASSWORD Woman: you think you are the only one who knows her, but half the world does.

MP3 Woman: we all want to download her.

USER Woman: messes up everything she does and always asks for more than she needs.

CPU Woman: from the outside she seems to have everything, but inside she is empty.

MONITOR Woman: makes you see the world in pretty colors.

CD RECORDER Woman: just keep on getting faster.

DATAWAREHOUSING Woman: keeps you up to date with everything except what really interest you.

From Internet.