Tim: I want to be at Thousand Pines, because it is my favorite place in the whole world. I think heaven will be a lot like Thousand Pines.
Me: Best Cartoon?
Tim: Family Guy, Simpsons, Spongebob Squarepants. Three way tie.
Me: Stripes or polka dots?
Tim: Stripes. No, wait. Plaid is the best by far.
Me: Did you cut your own hair?
Tim: No, I have never done that.
Me: Lenin or Stalin?
Tim: Lenin because he actually cared about his people rather than just butchering them. But Stalin had a nice mustache.
Me: Did you cut your own hair?
Tim: No, I have never done that.
Me: Lenin or Stalin?
Tim: Lenin because he actually cared about his people rather than just butchering them. But Stalin has a killer mustache.
Me: Should Mike move in this summer?
Tim: Which one?
Me: Whichever one.
Tim: Move in where?
Me: My house.
Tim: Sure, if he wants to and you guys are cool with it.
Me: Desert Island...Food or Company?
Tim: Company. I would rather be hungry than insane.
Me: Hot or cold?
Tim: Cold.
Me: What is the first thing you do every morning?
Tim: Every other morning I take out my retainer...But the first thing I do every morning is check the newspaper.
Me: retainersh, haha...did you forget to lock your car?
Tim: Nope.
Me: Check or cash?
Tim: Cash. I don't have a checking account.
Me: How old is your wallet?
Tim: About 4.5 months old. I got it in Mexico.
Me: Mass transit?
Tim: No, I'm not a catholic.
Me: Does your bathroom have a color scheme?
Tim: It is kind of a tropical fish/bright stuff thing but not really.
Me: What is the best tasting m&m color?
Tim: They all taste the same.
Me: Which goes first, zip or button?
Tim: button. Unless it is my personal favorite, button fly.
Me: How much water do you drink in a day?
Tim: Not enough.
Me: Moon or sun?
Tim: Moon because you can look at it.
Me: What time is your lunch break?
Tim: Usually like 1 pm.
Me: I work 9 am to 6 pm. Is that ridiculous?
Tim: crap where do you work?
Me: Best rat pack member?
Tim: Frank Sinatra because I don't think I know any other names.
Me: Best vegetable?
Tim: corn
Me: Are you polite?
Tim: I like to think so. I try to be, because rude people are so annoying.
Me: Best year of school?
Tim: Last year was the best but this coming one may be better.
Me: Do you believe in ghosts?
Tim: No
Me: Fishing?
Tim: It is way fun, but it smells terrible.
Me: Corndogs?
Tim: Yes please.
Me: Shoe size?
Tim: 14. Well, sometimes 13 but usually 14.
Me: Do you wish you had a black car?
Tim: It is one of the best car colors, but it depends on the car.
Me: Tinted glasses?
Tim: Ooh nooooo. Sick.
Me: Chocolate or Vanilla?
Tim: Vanilla.
Me: How often do you wash your hair?
Tim: At least daily, often twice a day.
Me: How many rings before you answer the phone?
Tim: Well, sometimes I just go get it, or sometimes I wait for someone else to...that doesn't work sometimes because sometimes everyone waits for someone else to do it.
Me: How many nights a week do you eat pizza?
Tim: Umm...like .5 haha
Me: Can you juggle?
Tim: Only with two things, haha.