Yuppie Pagans
If you spell besom, "B - M - W",
Or your coven has 14 members, because we're "special",
If your ceremonial robes are from Armani,
....you might be a Yuppie Pagan
If you wear a tie at a skyclad ritual...
If you use caviar and champagne for cakes and wine...
If your quarter candles have tiffany lamp shades...
If you keep your book of shadows on a laptop computer....
....you might be a Yuppie Pagan
If your priest and priestess are named Buffy and Muffy...
If you use a Waterford crystal chalice and a sterling silver athame...
If your altar cloth has a Polo horse embroidered on it...
....you might be a Yuppie Pagan
source:
draconn
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