The difference between a man and a woman 

1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. 
   A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. 

2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. 
   A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 

3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. 
   A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 

4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. 
   To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all. 

5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die. 

6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. 

7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. 
   Women somehow deteriorate during the night. 

8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. 
   A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does. 

9. A woman has the last word in any argument. 
   Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. 

10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage & after marriage.