1. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer 

2. I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha 

3. This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me 

4. Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway 

5. Honk If Anything Falls Off 

6. Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes 

7. I Do Whatever The Little Voices Tell Me To 

8. If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over..[Seen Upside Down, On A Jeep] 

9. Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Are Also Timed For 70 mph 

10. Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel 

11. Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window