Top 10 Reasons why Micro$oft has delayed Windoze 96 97 98


10. They don't want to ruin their reputation and release it on time.
9. There aren't enough "guinea pigs" willing to risk their data and try the beta version.
8. They haven't changed the interface enough to confuse people yet.
7. People are still buying '95.
6. The press hasn't hyped it up yet.
5. Still fixing bugs in Windoze '95.
4. Computer's aren't powerful enough to execute all the bloated code they put in to it.
3. Waiting for the year 2000 to call it Windows '00.2
2. Bill Gates has spent too much time with the "Heaven's Gate" Web Developers.3
1. Can't afford usage rights to another Rolling Stones song.4