Hey,
Umm, I'm not a Lumberjack, 
or a Fur Trader, 
I don't Live in a igloo, 
or eat blubber, 
or own a dog sled,
And I don't know Jimmy, Sally, or Suzy from Canada,
Although I'm certain there really, really nice, 

I have a Prime Minister not a president,
I speak English and French not American,
And I pronounce it "about" not "aboot",
I can proudly sow my country's flag on my back-pack,
I believe in peace keeping not policing,
Diversity not Assimilation, 
AND THAT THE BEAVER IS A TRULY PROUD AND NOBLE ANIMAL
a toque is a hat,
a chesterfield is a couch,
and it's pronounced zed not zee, Zed,
Canada is the second largest land mass,
The First nation of hockey,
AND THE BEST PART OF NORTH AMERICA,
My name is Joe and 
I AM CANADIAN!

Thank you.