--FUCK YOU--(working title)

Update: 15 October 2004

A feature length film about a man and his gift of communication with machines and machinery. Before long he is drawn into a shocking conspiracy and the only way out is in. Starring veterans of the blue screen, Churly, Bebop and Scantly Bob, as well as new faces Paul Smokes, Tara Trough, Lester Chu, Gregory X, and introducing Lady Podermink as Doris. The movie is pre production. Expect to hear news as they arrive.

Update! CROLP studios has managed to intice mr Jefferson to look at the early version of the script. He has shown his pleasure by offering to sponsor parts of the film where dirty people are present. CROLP productions wishes to express how heavily laden the film will be with dirt.

A retrospective of various shorts & movies made by Dr NO of CROLP productions.

--London Zoo--

A mild mannered but addventurous documentary set in the London Zoo, following two hopefuls as they break into and explore this untapped landmark at the height of tourist season. A soundtrack compromising of Fantomas, Nick Cave, Tom Waits, Ken Nordine & original music made by mr Chips is ready to hit the stores.

--Kew Gardens--

A sequel to the highlly acclaimed London Zoo short, this time following a daylight break in into Kew Gardens. Back together for what may just be thier last movie together, Dr NO & Cyna star in this hip adventure. Featuring neo-punk music to appeal to teenagers everywhere, this is a sequel that lives up to it's predecessor.

--Searching for Water--

A short film that looks back to the yesteryear in the history of planet Earth. A time when elecricity was a thing of nightmares. When men set out to find water for their wenches and young. This movie fondly remembers and re-creates these old legends.

--Horror--

When Samuel opened the pacckage and played the tape he didn't expect to go insane. But that is exactly what happens to Samuel and those around him can do nothing but watch. A close look at one man's degradation from the point of anxious realisation, to his eventual becoming of a beast. Excellently complimented by Mr.Bungle's "Violenza Domestica".

--La Vivre Jolie--

An allegory of liffe. A man's descent into any number of vices that come with money earned, and the expected outcome. This ballet of life and death is ironically orchestrated to Judy Collins' "Sunny Goodge Street".