Ok so I saw this list on a friends AIM profile "50 things girls wish guys knew...." and I looked at it read it top to bottom and just had to come up with my own list to rebutt it pretty much because we heard thier side of it mine is called "50 things guys wish girls knew...." give a read and tell me what you think. Odds are you found this page through my profile or aways message so just leave me a message if you like it or if you hate it. Either way the thoughts and feelings of all parties are revealed. I may even put the responses up on here depending on the response. I don't want any responses about typeo's either I am to lazy to transport back and forth from word to html and back so deal with my poor spelling and grammar when I type fast. My responses are in the blue and yes I wrote everything in the blue myself so when you see this in the email or if you want to send it to someone let them know where the unhinged truth and rage comes from.

50 things girls wish guys knew....
50 things guys wish girls knew....




1) You have to tell a girl how you feel about her...we make no assumptions.
1) Don’t assume that we always know how you are feeling.
2) It never hurts to work out...take your own advice.
2) Girls never take a guys advice.
3) Girls like sex just as much, if not more than guys.
3) No matter what you may think Guys will always like sex more then you ALWAYS.
4) Not all girls masturbate...we just don't and no we are not lying.
4) Fact 98% of guys masturbate the other 2% no arms. Also proves the fact that guys like sex more then women.
5) We hate porn.
5) We Love Porn
6) Hmmmm...guys in Jeeps...yummmm...
6) Hmmmm…girls that fix Jeeps…oh the possibilities.
7) Girls need food, water, and compliments to survive.
7) Guys need food, water, and to get off at least once a day to survive.
8) We think about you all the time.
8) We don’t think about you all the time…sometimes want a sandwich.
9) Being able to make us laugh is so much more important than how much you can bench-press.
9) Show me one girl that would take Jack Black over Vin Diesel.
10) We may think you are gay if you wear tighty-whities on a regular basis.
10) If your hair is very short we may mistake you for a lesbian.
11) Hold our hand.
11) Touch it, it only spits it doesn’t bite.
12) No backseat drivers...NONE.
12) Get off the freakin phone and notice those are red lights your driving through and a big red octagonal sign with big white letters on it means that you have to stop there.
13) Girls generally don't like giving head, so you better be ready to reciprocate if and when you get it.
13) Guys generally assume that if we go down on you that we will get head, so you better be ready to reciprocate when we do.
14) We are not your all-night restaurant.
14) This is only applicable if you actually cook and do it somewhat well otherwise we know better to order out or make it ourselves. Also the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach and this is true for every guy.
15) Anything we say or do during that 4 days to a week each month cannot be held against us.
15) Anything we say can not be held against us after 4 days. Also we don’t want to talk at all during those 4 days.
16) If you hold our hand while you are driving we will be thoroughly impressed...especially if it's a stick.
16) We would rather you keep both hands on the wheel, and get off the freakin phone.
17) Under no circumstances will we have a threesome.
17) We Love Porn.
18) You look hot in hooded articles of clothing.
18) You look hot in a thong.
19) If you think for any reason that we don't like you then we probably don't.
19) If we are assholes we are not gonna change and you are not gonna change us.
20) Having us over while you and your friends play video games does not count as "quality time".
20) Going shopping with you is does not count as “quality time”.
21) Just because we groom ourselves on a regular basis does not mean we're high maintenance.
21) If it takes you a half and hour to get ready to go to IHOP you are high maintenance.
22) Never comment on how much a girl eats...ever.
22) Know that if you never eat anything or only eat a salad all the time we think that is strange.
23) Keep in mind that we withhold sex when we're mad at you, so you might wanna get around to apologizing...
23) Know that when we apologize we expect to get sex, if you don’t give us sex then we really aren’t sure what it is that you want after that.
24) You just can't force us to like sports...especially those associated with the WWF.
24) We are gonna watch and play sports even if you don’t like them.
25) We're typically smarter than you...so get over it and stop whining when we get better grades than you.
25) We’re typically more handy than you so if you bitch at us to fix something the more time its gonna take to get it fixed.
26) If you do not own a wife-beater, stop reading this list, and go invest in one...right now.
26) There’s a reason why they call them wife-beaters, ITS NOT A GOOD THING!!!, we would never to tell you to invest in a shirt that was called a I Bitch at my Husband All The Time despite how tight and low cut it was.
27) The ability to play the guitar will help you get laid.
27) The ability to swallow will help you get laid.
28) We're sorry, Brad Pitt just IS hot...get over it!!!
28) We’re sorry, we just don’t care if they are fake…get over it!!!
29) Walks in the rain, kisses on the forehead, and cooking dinner for us will get you everywhere.
29) If we do all these things and still don’t get anywhere we are really fucking pissed that we wasted our time so unless you know what you want don’t do those things or accept dinner from a nice guy.
30) Just because we're in a serious relationship doesn't mean we plan to marry you someday, so stop being so damn scared!!!
30) If we are in a serious relationship and we aren’t getting sex at lest 4 times a week your damn right we are freakin scared.
31) If you're developing such good finger skills playing video games, you better put them to good use sometimes.
31) If your developing such good flexibility from all that yoga, you better put it to good use sometimes.
32) Anything you do or say to another girl that you wouldn't want us to know about is considered cheating.
32) If saying something to another girl is considered cheating then get used to dating a guy that cheats on you since we know you don’t even want us talking to another girl.
33) If we can admit that we're wrong, you'd better be able to do the same.
33) We don’t have a choice you’re never wrong. So just tell us at what points we’re being wrong and we will move on.
34) The excuse "I can't dance" is unacceptable...we'll appreciate the simple fact that you're trying.
34) The excuse “I don’t feel like it” is unacceptable…we’ll appreciate the simple fact that you’re trying.
35) On that note, if you refuse to dance, expect us to dance with other guys...and lots of them.
35) If you’re dancing with other guys expect us to be watching, talking, and drinking with other girls…and lots of them.
36) Think before you speak...it'll make a world of difference.
36) In an argument realize that you don’t give us that much time before you run out of the room crying.
37) Not all girls kiss on the first date, get over it...we're creatures of mystery.
37) Note that if we pay for the date and show you a good time, that we don’t think even a kiss on the cheek is to much to ask for, don’t leave us feeling used…your only a girl not a unicorn.
38) Make fun of our clothes...prepare to die.
38) Spandex it’s a privilege not a right.
39) We don't always expect you to pay for us, but it doesn't hurt to at least offer everyone once in a while.
39) Know that when we do pay we expect at least a little compensation for spending our hard earned cash.
40) Tell us we're beautiful.
40) When we tell you that you are beautiful believe it.
41) The "little things" in a relationship are really the biggest.
41) The “little things” in a relationship are something we try to remember to keep you happy. Also realize that we hope you appreciate them more then the little things.
42) Foreplay isn't something we should have to ask for...it's a prerequisite.
42) Saliva is a natural lubricant.
43) Don't screw us over...especially if we have an older brother or protective guy friends...they will hunt you down and kill you.
43) Note that we never liked your protective guy friends that were just waiting to get with you and that it’s never safe to enter the dragons lair. A live friend is better then a dead wanna be hero.
44) If you're gonna look at other girls, at least make sure we don't see you do it.
44) Just because we look at another girl doesn’t mean anything. You go to a museum to appreciate the art not to take it and put it on your wall at home. Usually it’s a case of yeah I looked at her I would have walked right into her if I didn’t look at her…get over it.
45) Just because we're still just "hanging out" doesn't make it ok to sleep with your ex-girlfriend, friend with benefits, etc.
45) If we tell you that we are just “hanging out” then there is someone else around that will give us sex when you won’t, if you read your #25 you should be smart enough to figure that one out.
46) No girl just wants to be your "friend with benefits".
46) No guy that hangs around you all the time wants to be “just friends”.
47) We're sensitive too...be gentle (and we're not talking about our hearts here guys).
47) We’re just as sensitive so for god sakes watch the teeth (and we’re not talking about kissing here girls).
48) One word when it comes to smoking...quit.
48) Ditto, also if this is a case date a guy that doesn’t smoke.
49) We reserve the right to hate all of your ex-girlfriends.
49) We reserve the right to hate your guy friends that are friends with you only because they are hoping to get with you someday. Trust us we know who they are every girl has them.
50) If we happen to trip, fall, etc, while wearing the exceptionally high shoes that we love, go ahead and laugh...we will be...that is unless we hurt ourselves...
50) Don’t hold it against us when we try to make sure you are alright first before we start laughing.



Again any comments IM me. I hope in reading this you were enlightened and or cheered up from the funny bits of what comes out when people say what they really think. Also if you think I am a total pig and asshole for what is written above well then you don't know me as well as you may think. Hasta.