What are we gonna               do???????..............................      ...............................

         KICK ASS!!!!!!!
First off.. some jokes...

Y'know I want to tell you but I can't.....
ORGASM NOISES!!!
Lime popsicles... THE BEST!!!!
What are we gonna do? Kick ass!
Bun Party!
I MISSED YOU!
Someone needs to learn how to drive the bus!
Fill me up, fill me up, butterbup baby just to let me down... etc,
D.J Saphire....THAT was lame...
Will... come on.. tell me!!! 0=)
The elbow walk...
It's the evil lunch ladies.... AGHHH
Will! YOU RUINED CAMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND NOW LADIES AND GENTELMAN FOR OUR FEATURE PRESENTATION..........
(Talking in the voice of old people.. curtain rises...)

Beth: Hey!! Do you remember when we were at USM theatre academy?

(Group agrees)
Meghan: hey! how about that Will Kilroy? (Group agrees) .. ALLRIGHT EVERYONE!! MORNING WARMUPS.. CAT!COW!CAT!COW!...ALLRIGHT NOW FOR THE STIR THE SOUP!! AND NOW THAT KILROY BUMP!!
Hilary: AIEEEE!! My back!
(Group makes motions for help)
Will:
(Stands up and ties on his bandana etc.,) SUPER STEPH TO THE RESCUE (pulls hilary's back back)
Hilary: OWW OWW.. (group motions to help again)
Will:
(helps hilary's back) Man it's hot in here.. Time for a nap..!
Kristen: hey who was that spunky one???
Group: oh! LESLIE!
Aly: Hey everyone wear shoes because bare feet are gross! Me and fatty Patty washed each other's faces in the shower last night... but you can't do that after 11... oops... the word's of the devil!
Meghan: I remember Kurt........
Aly and Beth: ooohhhh those eyes!! Those gorgeous blue eyes..
(sigh)
Will: He's got nothing on me!
Group coughs
Kristen: hey who was that little one?
Group: OH! MATT!
Kristen: allright everybody... lets do the Matt butt slap!... This is my.. I'm mad at you but i'm not really mad at you face!
Group: (hides face and screams as if terrified)
Dan: HUH!
Group: OH JOSH!!!
Dan:
(scribbles on the blackboard) HUH!
Beth: I'm going to the bathroom.. I'm gonna use my center of focus... oop! oop! it's floating..it's getting smaller oH! and now it's a little ball in my nose...
Group: Focus Focus Focus Focus...
Will:
(looks guilty) UH OH!! I pissed the seat! Patricks gonna kill me!
Group: WILL!! YOU RUINED CAMP!!
On Broadway
The Drifters


They say the neon lights are bright on Broadway......
They say there's always magic in the air
But when you're walking down the street
And you ain't had enough to eat
The glitter rubs right off and you're nowhere


They say the girls are something else on Broadway
But looking at them just gives me the blues
Cause how you gonna make some time
When all you've got is one thin dime
And one thin dime won't even shine your shoes


They say that I won't last too long on Broadway
I'll catch a Greyhound bus for home they all say
But no they're wrong I know they are
Cause I can play this here guitar
And I won't quit till I'm a star on Broadway
This page of my site is dedicated to all of those who attended USM theatre academy this year, but especially to Meghan, Aly, Will, Dan,Cari, Marie, Megan, Derek, Kristen, Emma, and Hilary.. I luv you guys!!!!
Hey Mr. DJ put a record on I wanna dance with my baby
And when the music starts
I never wanna stop, it's gonna drive me crazy

Music, music
Music makes the people come together
Music mix the bourgeoisie and the rebel

Don't think of yesterday and I don't look at the clock
I like to boogie woogie
It's like ridin' on the wind and it never goes away
But she's everything I'm in got to have it everyday

Music makes the people come together
Music mix the bourgeoisie and the rebel

Picture Meghan doing backflips across the stage!
I THINK this is where I came in!