J. flicked the light on anyway because he didn't want the same thing to happen again (accidently fucking Sharon Osbourne).
A hot young bitch lied on the bed of the trailer. It was the hot chick from that band Letters To Cleo!!!
"You ain't gettin' none now muthafucka," she said to J. "You turned on the lights and I said not to you dumb fuck ass!!!"
She was really pissed. She pulled out a shotgun and blew his brains out.
THE END OF THE LINE CAUSE YOU GOT NO BRAINS!!!