The MLA dictionary is a comprehensive list of acronyms created my MLA members to further the needs of the organisation. All acronyms are origanal MLA creations to be used only within the MLA and as a means of combatting the SHIPS.

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BAREFEET-Battalion Arresting the Resurgent Efforts of our Foes Enemies and Evil Tyrants: the MLA organisation created on the 1/9/00 in order to combat the evil SHIP splinter group SHOES.

BARON VON HUFFING -Brilliantly Aristocratic Ragamuffin Obliquely Named Via Overzealous Nobblerizing Head of the Ultimate Force Force Including Nasty Gibbons: the current code name and position of MLA operative George Loh. It was bestowed upon George on the 30/10/00 by Sir BBB's divine father who appeared to him in a vision.

BATTLEFIELD OF SOLDIERS -Bureau of Arson-prone Terrorists who Torch Legions of Enemy Fighters and Incessantly Eradicate Local Districts Occupied by Foolish SHIP Operatives Longing to Destroy all those Intent on Ever Rescuing Sir BBB: an organisation created by the MLA on the 31/7/00 to combat FLEET.

BASTARDS-Bureau for Arresting Simians Thought to be Absolutely Raving-mad Degenerate Simpletons: an organisation within the MLA that acts as a kind of police force and deals with legal matters.

BBB-Sir Betimore Bubbles Buttercrunch: the monkey being held captive by SHIP that the MLA is dedicated to freeing. FRAME and the MLA revere him as a demi-god.

BLUDGE-Be Less Under unnecessary Dumb Goodnessdoing Expectations: what occurred as a result of the MLA's attempt to NAIL the SHIP weapon STUDYING FOR EXAMS.

BOBO-Big Orang-utans for Bananas and Oranges: an organisation created by the MLA on the 27/7/00 to combat FLEET.

CAS-Captain Alfonz Scimioso: the code name and position of MLA operative James Hutchison.

CHIMPS-Chairperson for the Hurting of the Idiotic Member Parties of SHIP: an organisation created by the MLA on the 27/7/00 to combat FLEET.

COMITERN-Committee for the Overthrow of Monkey Imprisoners and the Total Elimination of Ridiculous Names: a heretical organisation founded by MLA operative Chis when he intended to start a REVOLUTION. HIPPIES nullified this group and demoted Chris to a MEDIOCRE position within the MLA.

COUNCIL-Council of OVERLORDS Upholding Neologisms Chosen Irrespective of Logic: all serious decisions and undertakings by the MLA be reviewed and then approved by the COUNCIL. All members of the MLA who serve on the COUNCIL must be OVERLORDS and in order for COUNCIL to convene, more than half of the OVERLORDS must be present. A COUNCIL meeting will only be considered official if NACHOS are present and eaten. Once the COUNCIL has decided on a course of action etc that ruling is final, infallible and cannot be challenged because of the DOCTRINE OF INFALLIBILITY.

DOCKS-Devious Operation and Creation of Kaos Startpoint: the place within SHIP headquarters where boxes are loaded onto the FLEET.

DOCTRINE OF INFALLIBILITY -Devious OVERLORDS Created Terrific Reasons for Infallibility to be Never in Error Or Fortunately In our Niftily Founded Association to Lose Long-suffering Inmate BBB Infallibility of Leaders Is Terrific for Yaks: this is a legally binding document stating that the decisions made by the COUNCIL are never in error and cannot be challenged.

ENCODED-Enemies Never Can Overview our Deviously Encoded Documents: a system that prevents SHIP from deciphering our messages in the unlikely event that they get their hands on them.

ENEMAS-Exploitation by Nasty Exploiting Mammals Associated with SHIP: according to MLA operative Chris, monkeys across the world are being exploited by SHIP and specifically by SHIP's squadron of nasty mammals who they brainwashed and turned into SHIP members.

FLEAS-Flying Lemur Engineers Assault Squadron: an organisation created by the MLA on the 27/7/00 to combat FLEET and NAUGHTY BOY.

FLEET-Financed Legion Eradicating Enemy Targets: the project that the three SHIPs are currently creating to exterminate the MLA. This project has the potential to destroy the MLA. The FLEET will be complete once 5+1 SHIPs have been created.

FOOD-Fantastic Orang-utan Ordervs Delicious!!: what was eaten by Captain Alfonz Scimioso and his troops during their reconnaissance mission into the foyer of SHIPs headquarters in October 2000.

FORK-Fiery Object for Removing Kneecaps: the weapon MACCA arms himself with when he is in close proximity to the Zoo-ligy building.

FRAME-Fanatical Resistance Army of Monkey Extremists: the name of the MLA's religious group dedicated to the worship of Sir BBB and monkeys in general. It was destroyed in 1999 but is currently being resurrected by GORILLA. Thus far two members have been resurrected but they have wheels for legs, broomsticks for arms and a pumpkin for a head.

FTM-Fuck The Monkey: a SHIP splinter group; part of SHIP.

GGG-Grix Grox Grontor: the secret password of the MLA.

GIANT ARSE -Gorillas Intended to Attack all Nautical Terrorists And Remove SHIP Extremists: a MLA weapon that will be deployed incase our SUBMARINES fail to sink the SHIPs.

GOBSMACKED-Global Organisation for the Brutal Sticking of Massive Awfully Cold but Klean Enemas into Derrieres: according to MLA operative Chris, this SHIP splinter group mercilessly administers enemas to monkeys. To combat GOBSMACKED Chris created COMITERN but because COMITERN caused havoc and was power hungry, overzealous and heretical, it was nullified by HIPPIES.

GOD-Dyslexic Orang-utan Group: MACCA believes that if all MLA members pray to this organisation, they will feel compelled to help BAREFEET defeat SOCKS and SHOES.

GONZ-Grand Overly Nasal Zoo-boy: the code name of MLA MINION Steven Lehmann.

GORILLA-General Organisation Resurrecting Initially Lost or Lobotomised Associates: a secret MLA organisation that is currently attempting to resurrect all FRAME members. Thus far only two members have been resurrected.

HIPPIES-Heretical Investigation People Planning Immediate Eradication of Saboteurs: an organisation within the MLA that performs a role similar to that of the FBI. They often assist BASTARDS (the MLA's police force) and our SPIES with their investigations and missions.

HOTPOSH-Harry the Original Troublemaker and Probably Only Smoking Hippo: Harry the smoking hippopotamus is a much valued member of the MLA. He was recruited on the 8/9/00 when the MLA learned that a third SHIP had been created. Harry is the leader of the MLA's ORANG-UTANS.

HUFFING-Head of the Ultimate Force Force Including Nasty Gibbons: the former code name and position of MLA operative George Loh. His current code name is BARON VON HUFFING.

INSANE-JESS-Informative Newage Secretary And Newsletter Editor-Journalist Enraging Stupid SHIP: the code name and position of MLA operative Jessica Myers.

KNIFE-Killray Necessary In Fighting Enemies: the weapon MACCA arms himself with when he is in close proximity to the Zoo-ligy building.

LINDA-Leader of the Intelligence Network Defending Apes: a suggested code name for our potential new recruit Linda Makhoul. She will become an official MINION when she returns her MLA application form.

LINDA MAKHOUL -Leader of the Intelligence Network that Defends Apes Monkeys And Kind Hearted Orang-Utans and Lemurs: another suggested code name for our potential new recruit Linda Makhoul. She will become an official MINION when she returns her MLA application form.

MACCA-Master of All Carnivorous Chimpanzee Actions: the code name and position of MLA operative Stephen Macrae.

MAMA-Midget And Monkey Appreciators: a MLA splinter group; part of the MLA.

MANUAL LABOUR -Menial Activities that are Nauseatingly Unsuitable for our Admirable and Lavish Leader such As Building Oars for our Unruly Rivals: the name given to the horrible and tiring activities that the SHIPs are forcing Sir BBB to perform. He is currently being forced to work as a slave labourer and assist in the construction of SHIPs FLEET, which he is sabotaging at every opportunity.

MATTHEW-Monkey Admirer Terrorising and Torturing Hordes of Enemy Warriors: a suggested code name for our potential new recruit Matthew Mee. He will become an official MINION when he returns his MLA application form.

MEDIOCRE-Minions Eagerly Desiring to be Initiated as OVERLORDS and Currently being Reviewed for Entry: the second highest rank and position within the MLA. MLA operatives who possess this title must obey commands given by the OVERLORDS. This title has been bestowed upon MLA operative Chris Soeterboek.

MINIONS-Monkeys Initially Not In Our Na na na na na na na na na na na na Society: the lowest rank and position within the MLA that is usually assigned to operatives who have been members of the MLA for less than a year. This title currently applies to GONZ (Steven Lehmann), LINDA MAKHOUL (Linda Makhoul) and MATTHEW (Matthew Mee).

MLA-Monkey Liberation Army: an organisation dedicated to freeing Sir BBB from the SHIPs and enforcing the rights of all monkeys.

MR ESCORT -Male Recruits who are Entertaining Sexy Charming Obedient Resourceful and Trustworthy: a MLA group founded by INSANE-JESS on the 4/9/00 that provides support and "entertainment" to female members of the MLA who may be feeling stressed and overworked.

MUGGER-Managing Unit of Giant Gorilla Entertainment and Recourses: a group that was created by the MLA on the 26/7/00 in response to the news that SHIP had split in two and was planning to create FLEET.

MUGGING-Managing Untold Grouped Gorillas In Nasty Gangs: the activity undertaken by members of MUGGER against the SHIPs.

NACHOS-Nutritionally Augmented Crunchy Organic Hot Stuff: the presence and ingestion of this food at COUNCIL meetings is required if the meeting is to be considered official.

NAIL-Nuke Annihilate Injure Lobotomise: when the MLA was attacked by the SHIP weapon STUDYING FOR EXAMS around October 2000, the MLA attempted to NAIL them and then BLUDGE.

NAUGHTY BOY -Nasty Arial Un-loyal Gibbons Horribly Treacherous and Yaklike who Bash Other Young-monkeys: a horrible weapon launched against the peace loving baboons of BOBO on the 4/8/00. In order to retaliate, Captain Alfonz Scimioso (James) sent FLEAS against NAUGHTY BOY and with the help of PLUG defeated NAUGHTY BOY.

NAWAMCAWB-Never Argue With A Man Carrying A Water Buffalo: a password suggested by HUFFING to be used by the MLA, but it never became official because it was rejected by the other MLA members.

ORANG-UTANS-Outfitted and Ready Army Never Going-Underneath The Administration Necessary to grind SHIP: the MLA organisation that is under the command of HOTPOSH.

ORGIES-Olympic-SPAN Recruiting Games Intended to Entertain our Senior members: an event that the MLA's WENCHES, MR ESCORT and SEXBEASTS participate in. This event is especially popular with the senior members of the MLA.

OVERLORDS-Original Very Extremely Righteous Lords Organising Rationally Designed Summations: the highest rank and position that can be obtained within the MLA. This title has been bestowed upon President Davide Rizzo, BARON VON HUFFING (George Loh), INSANE-JESS (Jessica Myers), MACCA (Steven Macrae) and Captain Alfonz Scimioso (James Hutchison).

PAW-Primate Activist Weekly: the part of BOBO that is in charge of gathering intelligence about its enemies and reporting that information to BOBO and the MLA.

PDRML-People's Democratic Republic of Monkey Liberationists: a country in Central America under the control of the Ultimate Force Force (the MLA's primary military squadron) which is commanded by BARON VON HUFFING.

PLUG-Prehensile Larry the Undefeatable Goat: the MLA weapon that was launched on the 17/8/00 to help FLEAS defeat NAUGHTY BOY. It can only be invoked by the secret rhyme. PLUG and FLEAS swiftly defeated NAUGHTY BOY and ensured that it was sufficiently SPANKED. Tragically, Larry died of lung cancer soon after this victory.

PODS THAT GROW RABBITS -People Or Deities Seeking To Help All Terrestrial Global Resistance Organisations Without Repeated Assessment in Big Boring Internal Testing Scenarios: a MLA group founded on the 9/10/00 by our top secret geneticists and protesters.

PSYCHOGENIC FUGE -Preferentially Selected Young Covertly Hairy Operatives for Generating Explosive Nautically Intended Chimpanzees For Use on our Great Enemy: an organisation created by the MLA on the 4/8/00 to combat FLEET.

REVOLUTION-Removal of Everything that Violates Our Legitimate Unrefutable and True Intention of Organising Nasty-things: a daring and heretical scheme developed by MLA member Chris on the 11/8/00. Due to the heretical and power hungry nature of this scheme, Chris was investigated by HIPPIES (the MLA's equivalent of the FBI) and subsequently demoted from the position of OVERLORD to MEDIOCRE.

RSPCA-Royal Scimian Prostitution and Confinement Association: a SHIP slinter group; part of SHIP.

SEXBEASTS-Saucy Erotic Xena-like Beauties Erotically Armed with Swords and wearing Tiny Skirts: a MLA group that performs the same role as WENCHES. It was founded by Captain Alfonz Scimioso on the 4/9/00.

SHIP-Scimian Holding and Interrogation People: the organisation that is the sworn enemy of the MLA because it is holding Sir BBB captive.

SHIP-Society Hindering Innocent Primates: the second founding of SHIP. SHIP divided into two groups as a result of the original organisation increasing in wealth and power. SHIP is the sworn enemy of the MLA because it is holding Sir BBB and other innocent primates captive.

SHIP-Super Heavy Infantry Platoon: the third founding of SHIP. If our enemies succeed in creating their FLEET, they could destroy the MLA. The FLEET requires 5+1 SHIPs to be constructed.

SHIT-Struggle for the Hurried Independence of The monkey: something that every MLA member is striving towards.

SHOES-Society Helping Oppression of Elegant Simians: a SHIP splinter group. The MLA is fighting back by utilising BAREFEET.

SMART-Strangely Mad but Also Really Tricky: according to BARON VON HUFFING all MLA members possess this quality.

SOCKS-Secret Order of Chimp Killers and Sectarians: an evil SHIP cult that is assisting SHOES in its battle against the MLA's BAREFEET.

SOS-Special Orang-utan Service: a MLA splinter group; part of the MLA.

SPANKED-Smashed Pummelled Nuked K'Oed Eaten and Digested: what FLEAS and PLUG did to the SHIP weapon NAUGHTY BOY.

SPIES-Super Perceptive Intelligent Espionage Service: a MLA group founded by Captain Alfonz Scimioso. They performed the heroic task of smuggling a note from Sir BBB out of SHIP headquarters.

SPIN-Simian Pr and International Negotiators: the name of FRAME's (and thus the MLA's) public relations team.

STUDYING FOR EXAMS -Stupid Tasks Ultimately Designed to Yoke Intelligent Nemesis to Grinding Funlessness and Ordeals Rendering them Entirely Xenomorphic And Maddeningly-unable to Save *** (where *** stands for BBB, a name no SHIP bastard is allowed to say): a horrendous weapon launched against the MLA by the SHIPs in October 2000 that temporarily disabled the MLA and made us unable to concentrate on rescuing Sir BBB. In order to combat this weapon the MLA did its best to NAIL the exams.

STUFFING-Slop Taster of the Ultimate Force Force Including Nasty Gibbons: MACCA proposed that MLA operative George Loh be called STUFFING as a result of his failed attempts to motivate MLA members into voting for Left Focus during student elections in September 2000.

SUBMARINES-Society Unfortunately Banned from Most Arboreal Reunions Interestingly Not Explained Sorry: a MLA organisation created on the 12/9/00 by HUFFING (as he was called then). SUBMARINES is a subsidiary group within HUFFING's Ultimate Force Force (the MLA's primary military squadron). SUBMARINES will help the MLA sink the SHIPs and hopefully prevent the completion of their FLEET.

SWABER-Showering Wanton Apes By Emersing Regularly: an activity undertaken by SHIP members such as Harley Pettirosso and their captives.

SWABING-Slowly Washing Angry Baboons and Infuriating Nasty Gibbons: an activity undertaken by SHIP members such as Harley Pettirosso and their captives.

TRIP-Trip to a Remote and Interesting Place: an activity undertaken by some MLA members in late November/early December 2000. It consisted of spending several days at Mansfield Country Resort, making use of the resorts facilities and drinking alcohol.

UP SHIT CREEK -Unfairly Punished by SHIP for Having Ignited his Tutu and Causing Ruin to Everything Except the Kitchen sink: the punishment afflicted upon Sir BBB by SHIP when he bravely attempted to escape and was sent below deck.

WENCHES-Women's Emergency National Corps Hospitality and Entertainment Section: a MLA organisation founded by MACCA on the 1/9/00 that offers support and "entertainment" to male members of the MLA who may be feeling stressed and overworked. They are currently being "trained" by MACCA.

WORK-Worrisome Ordeals of Rigorous Krap: some time around the 17/10/00 the SHIPs and their semi-constructed FLEET used their influence within the university to ensure that all MLA members became overwhelmed with WORK, thus temporarily halting the MLA's attempts to rescue Sir BBB.