| · Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly. · Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone. · Man who run in front of car get tired. · Man who run behind car get exhausted. · Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. · Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. · Man who walk thru airport turn stile sideways going to Bangkok. · Man with one chop stick go hungry · Man who scratches ass should not bite finger nails. · Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. · Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk. · Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth. · War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left. · Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse. · Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. · It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it. · Man who drive like hell bound to get there. · Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. · Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement. · Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs. · Man who farts in church sits in own pew. · Crowded elevator smells different to midget. |
| Old Chinese proverbs |