word to yo motha

Ahhhhh……High school. The lovely place we have all grown to hate with a burning fucking passion. With 14 days left till graduation though, I've found myself pondering back on my glorious 4 years. When I get to thinking about it, its not that fucking bad. You can sleep, eat, and flirt with many fine young women. Just based on those 3 things, that automatically makes it a not-so-bad place to be for 7 hours of your day.

Here's some more food for thought, once you're out, your fucking out man. Kablow, your out in the real world. My mommy and daddy are leaving me and I'm expected to make it on my own. I can't even fucking tie my own god damned shoelaces, so this is a huge fucking task at hand. It's like throwing a 5 year old out of they're crack-head ma's house, expecting him to deal crack on the mean streets of Detroit man; it's gonna be tough. But you know what prepared me for this shit? Yes you guessed it, high school.

You learn just about all of your life lessons in this rat hole of an institute. This is your last chance to be a kid, because pretty soon your going to be living on pizza and the McDonalds dollar menu, so enjoy coming home from school and getting a home cooked meal from your ma, and a free BJ from your hot ass sister, cause kids times running out. So buck up you school hating son of a bitch. Relish the fact your only going to be a kid for another month and make the most of it, cause I guaren-damn-tee-ya, youll miss it when its all over.

Peace out mother fuckers and smile, 4 days left.