word to yo motha

Now that spring break is upon the thousands and thousands of high school dumb fucks such as myself, we are all now getting a small taste of that golden nectar of summer. A whole week to relax, party, have sex, and jerk off. Whatever of the fore-mentioned activites you wish to embark on, do them with a full 110% effort. The only thing this spring break should lack is gayness. The I'm bored-there's-nothing-to-do gayness. Not the hot lesbian making out gayness. That gayness is swell and should at all costs try to be penciled in your busy week of sitting in envy watching those assholes on MTV. Douchebags.

Back to my point of high school fuckers and spring break. We all are ready to move on and get the hell out A.S.A.P. Especially the seniors, who have spent the last four years in a hell hole to say the least. Not that high school hasn't treated us well, but I feel it is our duty as teenaged, know-it-all kids that we gripe and piss and moan and complain as much as possible. We make it seem worse than it is. But that's beside the point. Why the hell would someone want to be in school when the could be at home envying those MTV fucks? Thats why there's college my friend. Summer too. We need to get rid of the shitty memories from the past four years, and so we go out and waste our tuition mostly on getting fucked up. Summer is free though if you don't count the cost of booze, which is just dandy.

Bottom line, this spring break is going to be swell even if i have to spend it in front of Carson-god-damn-Daly all week. If that ass is even still with MTV. It's going to be swell because it's a preview of this summer and the upcoming days in college and I know that those are going to kick ass.

Loading a Gun to Shoot my TV in the Face,