bad girl: the dress code violation countdown

haaaaaaaa. this school is retarded with dress code "laws". from my track record i dont think i own anything thats school appropriate. up until this year i had gotten like, one dress code violation in three years of high school. now im three months into senior year and im well on my way to being a convicted felon in the eyes of teachers. c'est la vie. i've actually started to get a kick out of their over-authoritive attitude about things as trivial as a dress code. its not like i dress like a slut-- i dont. so anyways, here's the low down on my convictions--

1. Stomach showing in rotunda. Apprehended by Ms. Fleming. Name taken down for *criminal list*

2. Back showing in hallway while on the ground. Apprehended by admistrator Mr. Lombard and his walkie-talkie.

3. Shirt too tight and risk-y in library. Apprehended by some old librarian.

4. Stomach showing in rotunda (again). Apprehended by another library lady.

5. Shirt deemed as "skimpy" in library: shoulders and stomach supposedly showing. - Apprehended by old librarian again. Escaped from librarians custody while she looked for school policy book. Note then sent by librarian to 1st period class with highlighted dress code rules.

6. Stomach showing in hallway. Apprehended by admistrator Ms. Turner.

new! 7. Stomach showing in cafeteria. Didn't get *arrested* but got stared down big time by Administrator Fleming. Luckily I had my trusty Opaque Textile Instant Abdominal Shield (a.k.a, my black jacket).