Randygal2002:  hi! tee-hee!
Mr.Gullible #1:  hi
Randygal2002:  how are you?
Mr.Gullible #1:  good and you?
Randygal2002:  we're ok
Mr.Gullible #1:  who's we?
Randygal2002:  me and my sister
Randygal2002:  we're the conjoined girls, remember?
Randygal2002:  tee-hee!
Mr.Gullible #1:  oh that's right 
Mr.Gullible #1:  so what are you doing?
Mr.Gullible #1:  by the way this isn't Jason
Mr.Gullible #1:  I am a friend of his.....
Randygal2002:   oh
Randygal2002:  well, we're two girls that he talked to the other night
Mr.Gullible #1:  that's cool 
Randygal2002:  once we told him we were 13 we just stopped talking
Randygal2002:  I don't know why
Mr.Gullible #1:  well he's 26 dear
Randygal2002:  so?
Randygal2002:  we don't care
Randygal2002:  if you add our ages together, we're 26 too!
Mr.Gullible #1:  he he he 
Mr.Gullible #1:  that's true I suppose you are 
Randygal2002:  see?
Mr.Gullible #1:  well my name is Jen 
Randygal2002:  oh, hello
Mr.Gullible #1:  hi
Randygal2002:  we're steph and ana
Mr.Gullible #1:  nice to meet you
Randygal2002:  where is this guy anyway?
Randygal2002:  nice to meet you too
Randygal2002:  my sister is getting on my nerves
Randygal2002:  she's always hanging around
Randygal2002:  shut up
Mr.Gullible #1:  sisters do that
Mr.Gullible #1:  he's busy 
Randygal2002:  well, tell him we said hey!
Mr.Gullible #1:  I am using his SN to talk to a friend of mine so 
Randygal2002:  this conjoined business can be kinda tricky
Mr.Gullible #1:  ahh I see
Mr.Gullible #1:  you guys don't wanna be separated
Randygal2002:  well, we can't
Randygal2002:  if we're sharing a pancreas, see
Mr.Gullible #1:  where are you joined
Mr.Gullible #1:  ahh I see
Randygal2002:  at the shoulders
Mr.Gullible #1:  oh 
Mr.Gullible #1:  so who's in control of typing?
Randygal2002:  i am
Mr.Gullible #1:  you or ana or both?
Randygal2002:  i'm in control of the left side because I'm left handed
Randygal2002:  not by choice
Randygal2002:  ana's got the right side
Randygal2002:  we've got this down to a science
Randygal2002:  it sucks though
Randygal2002:  no one ever wants to talk to us because we're conjoined
Mr.Gullible #1:  well everthing happens for a reason, I am sure you know that
Randygal2002:  yeah
Randygal2002:  but sometimes I think it would be easier to meet someone if ana wasn't always around
Randygal2002:  I mean, when we played spin the bottle, the guy didn't want to kiss me because ana was right there!
Randygal2002:  she kept staring at him and it freaked him out!
Mr.Gullible #1:  hey now, she's your sister and besides....most guys dream of being with two females at one time
Mr.Gullible #1:  so you see, yo uhave a big advantage over most women
Randygal2002:  yeah but not if one's 4'10 and the other is 5'4
Randygal2002:  we do?
Randygal2002:  hey, ana, hear that
Randygal2002:  but we're sisters
Randygal2002:  that's gross
Randygal2002:  of course I heard it you dumbass
Randygal2002:  I'm typing half of this
Randygal2002:  she's so stupid
Randygal2002:  I am not!
Randygal2002:  are too!
Randygal2002:  are not!
Randygal2002:  are too
Mr.Gullible #1:  well for yall it gross
Mr.Gullible #1:  it's I mean
Randygal2002:  like this one time
Randygal2002:  when we were in the hospital for pancreatic complications
Randygal2002:  we had hanson visit us
Randygal2002:  because we love hanson!
Randygal2002:  but we think we scared them
Mr.Gullible #1:  dude my best friend loves them
Randygal2002:  really?
Randygal2002:  well, ana's a much bigger fan than I am
Randygal2002:  so she spazzed out
Randygal2002:  I did not!
Randygal2002:  ok I did
Mr.Gullible #1:  he talks to Tay all of the time
Randygal2002:  and our arms kinda hit them in the face
Mr.Gullible #1:  aww
Randygal2002:  man, I'm so pissed at taylor
Randygal2002:  he had to go and marry that girl
Randygal2002:  see, if he was with me
Mr.Gullible #1:  don't worry that's about to be over
Randygal2002:  he could have the both of us! it's like two for one, see
Randygal2002:  what?
Mr.Gullible #1:  his marriage
Mr.Gullible #1:  yo udo know that Tay is Gay right?
Randygal2002:  no he's not!
Mr.Gullible #1:  the only reason they got amrried is bc she got preg
Randygal2002:  hey don't get ana riled up
Mr.Gullible #1:  yeah he is I swear
Randygal2002:  she starts to flail around and I get kicked off the bench
Randygal2002:  well, we knew they got married because he impregnated her
Randygal2002:  he did the nasty
Randygal2002:  we never will
Randygal2002:  we're saving ourselves
Mr.Gullible #1:  aww don't say that
Mr.Gullible #1:  oh ok 
Randygal2002:  for conjoined males
Randygal2002:  it makes us mad though
Randygal2002:  because people think we should be on jerry springer
Randygal2002:  like that guy who thought he was a dog
Mr.Gullible #1:  OMG
Randygal2002:  ?
Mr.Gullible #1:  see if those ppl on that show can find someone then I am sure you can too 
Randygal2002:  yeah but we'r 13
Randygal2002:  guys aren't interested
Randygal2002:  they're shallow
Mr.Gullible #1:  no not now
Randygal2002:  maybe if we looked like britney spears
Randygal2002:  she's awesome!
Mr.Gullible #1:  but when you're older trust me
Randygal2002:  we both wished our stomach looked like hers
Randygal2002:  but it's hard doing sit-ups with someone attached to you
Mr.Gullible #1:  well physical beauty doesen't last forever
Randygal2002:  yeah but it hasn't even begun with us
Randygal2002:  so are you dating that guy that doesn't want to talk to us?
Randygal2002:  you must be pretty
Mr.Gullible #1:  no I am just his friend
Randygal2002:  all the pretty girls like britney spears have boyfriend
Randygal2002:  well you must be doing something wrong
Randygal2002:  is he ugly?
Mr.Gullible #1:  I am not what most guys calls pretty
Randygal2002:  aw
Mr.Gullible #1:  he does like me...but I got lucky and got married
Randygal2002:  aw
Randygal2002:  we would like to get married too
Randygal2002:  preferably at the same time
Mr.Gullible #1:  well yeah that would make it easier
Randygal2002:  we don't want the other to feel left out, see
Randygal2002:  but ana will probably get married first
Mr.Gullible #1:  yeah I can understand
Randygal2002:  because she's really flirrty
Randygal2002:  flirty
Randygal2002:  damn conjoinedness
Mr.Gullible #1:  aw
Randygal2002:  she has to pee hold on
Mr.Gullible #1:  ok
Randygal2002:  ok we're back
Randygal2002:  ana takes forever!
Randygal2002:  so is he really gay?
Mr.Gullible #1:  yup
Mr.Gullible #1:  he and my best friend had a relationship
Mr.Gullible #1:  just before he got married
Randygal2002:  ahahahaaa
Mr.Gullible #1:  last time they were here doing an autograph seesion at Wharehouse
Mr.Gullible #1:  do a web search on Hanson Fan Fic
Randygal2002:  yeah I know
Randygal2002:  we went, even though I didn't feel like going
Randygal2002:  and taylor shook my hand!
Randygal2002:  stop it ana
Mr.Gullible #1:  do you recall seeing a really tall brown haired guy
Randygal2002:  hey ana
Mr.Gullible #1:  he would have been at the front with Hanson 
Randygal2002:  do you recall seeing a tall brown-haired guy?
Mr.Gullible #1:  he had oh med length brown hr
Mr.Gullible #1:  was really thin
Mr.Gullible #1:  and about 6'4''
Randygal2002:  hmm
Randygal2002:  she's thinking
Mr.Gullible #1:  he was also at their concert
Randygal2002:  oh wait
Randygal2002:  can you hold on? because ana took pictures
Randygal2002:  god, how old were we?
Mr.Gullible #1:  oh ok
Randygal2002:  we're going to look for them
Randygal2002:  hold on
Mr.Gullible #1:  ok
Randygal2002:  well, we're looking
Randygal2002:  we see a shaved head
Mr.Gullible #1:  no that wouldn't be him 
Randygal2002:  hm
Randygal2002:  is he taylor's boyfriend/
Mr.Gullible #1:  yes
Randygal2002:  no he's not
Randygal2002:  sorry
Randygal2002:  ana's in denial right now
Randygal2002:  he's not gay!
Mr.Gullible #1:  it's ok I understand 
Randygal2002:  you're just making it up because you think we're stupid!
Randygal2002:  well, we're not!
Randygal2002:  jesus ana calm down
Randygal2002:  shut up stephanie!
Randygal2002:  no you shut up!
Mr.Gullible #1:  no I am being honest
Randygal2002:  stop pulling my hair
Mr.Gullible #1:  gimmie a sec and I will send you a link to my friend's fan fic stie
Randygal2002:  I still don't believe you!
Randygal2002:  ana shut up
Mr.Gullible #1:  I promise
Mr.Gullible #1:  http://taylorquest.tripod.com/fta/
Mr.Gullible #1:  go there
Randygal2002:  !
Randygal2002:  thank you
Mr.Gullible #1:  that's one fo the pages
Mr.Gullible #1:  of I mean
Mr.Gullible #1:  I am not sure how to get to the actual stories
Randygal2002:  hmm
Randygal2002:  we'll figure it out
Randygal2002:  it's not true!
Randygal2002:  shut up ana
Randygal2002:  excuse my sister
Mr.Gullible #1:  hey it's understandable
Mr.Gullible #1:  well
Randygal2002:  hi