Stephanie "The Stripper" vs. Really Stupid Dude




Mr. Gullible #2:  Hi There,How Are You Doing Today?
Randygal2002:  yes?
Mr. Gullible #2:  how Are You Doing Today
?
Randygal2002:  I'm ok
Randygal2002:  and yourself
Mr. Gullible #2:  Doing Good
Mr. Gullible #2:  I See You Live In Smyrna Too
Randygal2002:  yeah
Mr. Gullible #2:  may I Ask What Part?
Randygal2002:  the bad part
Randygal2002:  it sucks
Randygal2002:  people are always getting shot at or shooting someone
Randygal2002:  just yesterday a bullet came through the wall of our kitchen
Mr. Gullible #2:  You Dont Live In Apt do You?
Randygal2002:  I guess my neighbor was trying to ring in the new year
Mr. Gullible #2:  Dang
Randygal2002:  no I live in a house
Mr. Gullible #2:  Oo Ok
Randygal2002:  it's not so bad-- I just wish it didn't smell like crack all the time
Randygal2002:  I'm so sick of my mom and dad doing crack
Randygal2002:  hell, I found some mixed in with the eggnog the other night
Mr. Gullible #2:  Why Dont You Move Then?
Mr. Gullible #2:  crack
Randygal2002:  well, I'm not making enough money at boomers
Randygal2002:  people just don't like watching me strip
Mr. Gullible #2:  WhY Is That?
Mr. Gullible #2:  Got A Pic?
Randygal2002:  well, I've got this weight problem, see
Randygal2002:  no
Randygal2002:  I can't afford a scanner-- I had one, but i had to sell it so I could buy my kids some diapers
Mr. Gullible #2:  It Doesnt Matter What You Look Like On The Outside,It Matters How You Look Inside
Randygal2002:  well, the inside looks like crap
Mr. Gullible #2:  How Many Kids You got?I Have One of My Own
Randygal2002:  I've got three
Randygal2002:  they all suck
Mr. Gullible #2:  Why do You Say That?
Mr. Gullible #2:  We All Say That At First
Randygal2002:  no really they do
Randygal2002:  they're always bugging me about eating or some crap
Mr. Gullible #2:  How Old Are you?
Mr. Gullible #2:  That` Kids
Randygal2002:  me? I'm 17
Randygal2002:  I have twins
Randygal2002:  and then a 4 year old
Randygal2002:  I hate that damn kid
Mr. Gullible #2:  why?
Randygal2002:  boy you ask a lot of questions
Randygal2002:  are you a cop?
Randygal2002:  you're going to narc me aren't you
Randygal2002:  me and my 8 cats
Randygal2002:  I'm sorry! my kids like cats
Randygal2002:  don't narc me
Mr. Gullible #2:  never
Randygal2002:  please don't narc me and my parents
Mr. Gullible #2:  Just try To Get To Know you
Randygal2002:  well, don't
Mr. Gullible #2:  You Ask me Some Question If You Like
Randygal2002:  I suck
Randygal2002:  nah
Randygal2002:  I'm sorry but I have to go now
Mr. Gullible #2:  Ok
Randygal2002:  it's time to get my damn kids ready for bed
Mr. Gullible #2:  Peace Out
Randygal2002:  they didn't do the laundry so no dinner
Randygal2002:  later! come check me out at boomers sometime
Randygal2002:  I need the cash
Mr. Gullible #2:  What`s your Stage Name
Randygal2002:  big ol' fattie
Mr. Gullible #2:  ok
Randygal2002:  lata!