da name game, yo

my friend april and i have this crazy habit of giving everyone nicknames. we get so into it that we never use that person's real name in our convos. but there's a catch- no one but us knows whose nickname is whose, so often our other friends and those we are taking about are left confused and in the dust. the nickname list started getting so long and weirded out, that for our reference and your (delighted) amusment, i decided to post it on here. here we go, yo--

(some names have been omitted to cover our butts)

1. -Botster
2. -Beam
3. -Racket Boy
4. -Dirk Diggler
5. -PK!
6. -Dorass
7. -Borass
8. -April's Person
9. -Tan in a Can
10. -Deflated Balloon
11. -Hair boy
12. -Super
13. -Unibrow
14. -Troll
15. -The Problem
16. -Bot
17. -The Wrath
18. -Ugly Scott
19. -Dell Boy
20. -Number Eleven
21. -Hot Scott
22. -Hanson Boy
23. -A Hot Scott
24. -Flamingo
25. -(April's) Little Midgit Boyfriend
26. -Fergie
27. -Scorpion Boy
28. -Scooter
29. -Cheerleader Boy
30. -The Big "D"
31. -Leperchan
32. -Toaster
33. -Boy Scout Boy
34. -Sum 41 Boy
35. -Lightning Brow
36. -Dana's Person
37. -Air
38. -Another Ugly Scott
39. -Lightning Head
40. -Homeroom Boy
41. -Doooork
42. -Dorkass
43. -Ass
44. -Wilson
45. -%@$#
46. -*&^% *&^%
47. -Untouchable
48. -The Clone
49. -Other Y
50. -Other Other Y
51. -Troll
52. -Morass
53. -Peppy PR
54. -Anigav
55. -Unreachable
56. -Ian look-a-like
57. -Racquet Boy
58. -Vagina Boy
59. -Da Toast
60. -Shorty
61. -Doogie
62. -AssMorr

In addition to nicknames we've given to people, we've also sorted the general population into catagories. They are as follows...

1. %@$#ish = Dorkness.

2. Scottish = Hot. Dark dark short hair, darkish skin and brown eyes. The Italian look. Unfortuently, they're personalities tend to be assish.

3. Rossness = Hot. Boy-next-door cuteness, but something about him makes him completely hot. He also has a *safeness* to him. Often has brown hair & eyes and medium skin. No facial hair. Not rugged looking.

4. Toasty = Hot. Often Toasty's have a lot of Rossness also. Toasty is more of a way to describe clothes though and the whole vibe a guy's clothes give him. It's the chic prep Banana Republic coffee-house look.

5. Carcoiled Barbies = The girls who lay in tanning beds until they're an unnatural shade of orange.

6. Unreachables = The hottest. These guys have dark hair and eyes, and they have facial hair. They often look older. Much more "manly" then those with Rossness. A matured Ross. More rugged. Just one step behind Hanson Boys on the hotness scale.

7. Geekish = The cute little geeky guys. Often have glasses. NOT annoying. April thinks these guys are have their own kind of hotness, but I think they are wayyyy to close to %@$#ish for comfort.

8. Evil = 'Nuff said.

9. Hanson Boys = HOT. SHAGGY hair is key here. The shaggier, the better. Often wear bootleg jeans and birkenstocks and tight tshirts with weird companies from the 70's and stuff on them. Have that "free spirit" look to them. Hot hot hot hot.