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What will we do about parking?
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Chris Sorensen-
"What we plan to do is hold porno meetings and
nut all over the roads and hope that somehow
we make babies. Did any of that make sense?"
John Norberg-
"Uhhhh....Well i would first shit on my head then
I would roll in it."
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How do we bring whores to campus?
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Chris Sorensen-
"Ive already started doing this. You'll see the effects
in the coming weeks?"
John Norberg-
"Ive seen the whores before and let me tell you...They're awesome!"
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Whats the best way to sell drugs on campus?
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Chris Sorensen-
"I personally stuff heroine in my ass everymorning and then i sell it from my ass"
John Norberg-
"I've just started a crack whore service so I'm just learning"
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Welcome to the ASWSU Homepage. This page is designed to be an aid for you as
information and links to
other resources are easily accessible as well. The ASWSU
offices are available on the 3rd floor of the CUB, and our doors are always open.
Applications for positions will be made available on this page, and important
information and links to
other resources are easily accessible as well. The ASWSU
a student to get a good grasp on what student government is doing for you.
information and links to other resources are easily accessible as well. The ASWSU
Applications for positions will be made available on this page, and important
a student to get a good grasp on what student government is doing for you.
information and links to other resources are easily accessible as well. The ASWSU
offices are available on the 3rd floor of the CUB, and our doors are always open.
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Chris
Sorensen
ASWSU Budget Director
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John Norberg
ASWSU Chief of Staff |
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Our Biographies
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Chris Sorensen
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John Norberg
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