Dumb and Dumber movie quotes (1994)

Harry: Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
Airport Clerk: Sir, you can't go in there!
Lloyd: It's ok, I'm a limo driver!
Harry: I can't believe we drove around all day, and there's not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip!
Lloyd: Yeah! Unless you wanna work fourty hours a week.
Lloyd: When I met Mary, I got that old fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to bone her.
Harry: That's a special feeling.
Harry: Once, we successfully mated a bulldog with a shitsu.
Mary: Really?
Harry: Yeah, we called it a bullshit.

Speed (1994) movie quotes

Howard: There will come a time, boy, when you?ll wish you never met me.
Jack: I?m already there.
Mack: We just got a ransom demand from your dead terrorist.
Tourist: We?re at the airport.
Ortiz: Yeah, so?
Tourist: (disappointed) I?ve already seen the airport.
Jack: (to Annie) Can you handle this bus?
Annie: Oh sure, it?s just like driving a big Pinto.
Annie: (explaining why she?s riding the bus instead of driving herself) I had my driver?s licence revoked.
Jack: For what?
Annie: Speeding.
Annie: (after the bus explodes into a rolling airplane) I hate the airport.
Howard: Jack, you know I?m on top of you. Nothing tricky now. Do not attempt to grow a brain.
Ortiz: You ain?t too bright, man, but you got some big hairy cajones.
Jack: That?s really gross, Ortiz.
Ortiz: Can?t pay a man a compliment.
Mack: (speaking to the other officers after finding out that 50 feet of the freeway are missing) You?re fired! You?re all fucking fired!
Jack: (hands the cell phone over to the tourist) Sir, I want you to take this and tell him what I say?. (later he after seeing the bomb beneath the bus) Fuck me.
Tourist: (relaying the message as ordered) ?Oh darn.?
Annie: Relationships that start on intense circumstances? They never last.
Mack: How many lives do you got, man?!
Jack: (to Annie, after she drove the bus over the freeway gap) You missed your calling? You should?ve been a pilot.
Howard: You know what a bomb is that doesn?t explode? It?s a cheap gold watch!
Jack: You?re crazy.
Howard: (now with his hostage money) Poor people are crazy, Jack. I?m eccentric.
The Santa Monica Bank advertisement on the back of bus: Money isn?t everything. (Yeah, right).

Jurassic Park (1993) movie quotes

Ian Malcolm: I'm always on the lookout for the next ex-Mrs. Malcolm.
Alan: You married?
Ian: Occasionally
Henry Wu: You are saying that a group of animals, entirely composed of females, will breed?
Ian: No, I am merely stating that, uh... life finds a way.
Ian: Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
Ian: God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs...
Ellie: Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth...
Ian: The complete lack of humility for nature that's being displayed here is staggering.