•Suicide Jimmy, Myrtle Beach SC “It doesn't matter the flavor of the buffet, as long as you are eating.” •David, New York City “Blondes have always been put on a pedestal in our society. Therefore all men want to know that they can get one if they want one. Not that I want one (his wife is a saucy brunette and was listening to his explanation) If you are a competitive guy, which most of us are, blondes are treated as if they are being pursued.” •Mark, New York City“ I think that blondes do, unfortunately, have an aura of being a little less intelligent (ergo the littany of jokes). As a result, some guys think they have a much easier time getting into a blonde's undergarments. Not sure I subscribe to that theory. What are you doing tonight? Maybe we can test it out." •John, Schenectady“ I'm actually afraid of blondes. They're so intimidating. Maybe because every guy wants one. Maybe because they are usually NOT single. Maybe because every blonde I know has crushed the happiness out of my pitiful existence and left me untrustworthy of money swiping, heart breaking, WOMEN! But it's important that you know I'm not bitter.”
Daffy Duck "What are you asking me for? I am a gay cartoon bird! I think Antonio Banderas is really hot. He's a brunette. Does that answer your question?"
Kermit the Frog "Before my first movie deal, I really didn't care. Now, I prefer to be seen with blondes. I dumped Carmen Diaz when she went brown. Come on' man, I have an image to keep up."
Elmer Fudd "Blondes are dumber than Wabbits and therefore easier to hunt. I would never go blonde myself. Look what happened to the career of Vanilla Ice. Bald is really much hipper. At least, that's what my agent told me.