name: ignomius. or, for all intents and purposes, ig.
    location: USA. Fun stuff, really.
        Phylum: Chordata
        Genus & Species:                     Homo Sapien
           Desired Genus & Species:     Momo Sapien
                                       ...Wonder MomoSapien

A more detailed and relevant page for the accomplishments for ig
                                                                                                   the person
can be found here.