My name is Billy Bob,
and I know what you're
thinking. Why is such
a handsome man resorting
to a Personals Ad?

Well I'm looking for
a special someone.

See I have some HIGH
standards.

I'ts one of the things
that working for Disney
gave me.

Some girls like to
play in my beard, I
LOVE it when they do that.

And just think of coming
home to me.

Makes you want to give
me a big wet one huh?

And I'm great with
with children, and
animals. Especially
sheep.

I like it when girls
run their tongue over my
Teeth.

For the right person
I would consider shaving
my beard.

I can almost imagine
looking dreamily into
your eyes.

The photographer thought
that this one would make
me look sophisticated.
So if you think that you are Mrs. right then please
check the list of requirements. If you fill enough of
these qualifications then you can expect a visit from me.

Beautiful
(because I don't want people stareing
at my good looks all the time)

Can cook
(I loves me some vittles)

Has a Job
(I would like to be the househusband
and raise the MANY kids that I want)

Come from a Good Gene Pool
(wouldn't want to mess up mine)

So if you fill these requirements then drop me a line.
I always have time for my MANY women, and if you manage
to bring me to the altar, then you can expect the children
to be beautiful. All I need is someone to provide the
beautiful eyes, to compliment my pretty smile. You can
contact me through the email that contacted you.
And remember that

BILLY BOB LOVES YOU.