| Alex |
| Music and Lyrics by Kyle Boisjoli and Matt Stroozas |
| Got home this afternoon and couldn't believe my eyes I saw you standin' there and it took me by surprise Seventeen years gone by, you've always looked the same Never knew a little thing like this could cause me so much pain Alex Trebek, why did you shave your mustach off? I've always watched your show, but now I think I'll stop Alex Trebek, how could you do a thing like this? One thing's for sure, your mustache will be missed Back in the day you were my favorite star But when I see you now I can't tell who you are You've ruined everything after all these years When I see you on T.V. your face brings me to tears Alex Trebek there's got to be a reason why You just don't look the same there in your suit and tie The way you look right now no one wants to play I hope you'll bring your mustach back some day |