90 Second Alphabet:

At the Zoo

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90 Second Alphabet Starting with Q

“Quick, the animals are escaping!” -Drew
“Really?” -Ryan
“Sure!” -Colin
“Tons of ‘em!  Just running all over the place, wild!” -Drew
“Usually I just sweep up, but I’ll see what I can do.  Come back!” -Ryan
“Vipers! They’re the most dangerous!” -Colin
“Winged vipers!  Oh, my God!” -Drew
“Xavier Hollander once told me that when animals escape, you should just play it cool, and they’ll come back.” -Ryan
“Yes, and what else did she say?” -Drew
"Zoos man, tell us!!"  -Colin                                                                    “Absolutely nothing else!” -Ryan
“Boy, you’re no help!” -Colin
(Pause) “Cow! There’s a cow!  Where’d the cow go, oh my God!” -Drew
“Dear dear dear dear, cows are fine!” -Colin
“Every cow in this place has been vaccinated. Don’t fear.” -Ryan
“Fear?  I don’t know the meaning of it!” -Colin
(Pause) “Good.” -Ryan
“Heeeey…what’s a cow doing in a zoo in the first place? What kind of zoo is this?” -Drew
“I thought you’d never ask! This is a very strange zoo.” -Ryan
“ ‘Just Very Strange Zoo’!  I never noticed the sign before!” -Colin
“Kinky, huh?” -Ryan
“Like we’ve never seen some kind of scam like this before!  I want my money back!” -Drew
“Money, money, money!  That’s what we want back!” -Colin
“No!” -Ryan
“Oh, really?” -Drew
“Perhaps you’d like me to call the manager. Bob?.... (Assumes new identity) …Yes?” -Ryan
“…Queer kind of a thing just happened…” -Drew



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