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90 Second Alphabet Starting with Q
“Quick, the animals are escaping!” -Drew
“Really?” -Ryan
“Sure!” -Colin
“Tons of ‘em! Just running all over the place, wild!” -Drew
“Usually I just sweep up, but I’ll see what I can do. Come
back!” -Ryan
“Vipers! They’re the most dangerous!” -Colin
“Winged vipers! Oh, my God!” -Drew
“Xavier Hollander once told me that when animals escape, you should
just play it cool, and they’ll come back.” -Ryan
“Yes, and what else did she say?” -Drew
"Zoos man, tell us!!" -Colin
“Absolutely nothing else!” -Ryan
“Boy, you’re no help!” -Colin
(Pause) “Cow! There’s a cow! Where’d the cow go, oh my
God!” -Drew
“Dear dear dear dear, cows are fine!” -Colin
“Every cow in this place has been vaccinated. Don’t fear.” -Ryan
“Fear? I don’t know the meaning of it!” -Colin
(Pause) “Good.” -Ryan
“Heeeey…what’s a cow doing in a zoo in the first place? What kind
of zoo is this?” -Drew
“I thought you’d never ask! This is a very strange zoo.” -Ryan
“ ‘Just Very Strange Zoo’! I never noticed the sign
before!” -Colin
“Kinky, huh?” -Ryan
“Like we’ve never seen some kind of scam like this before! I
want my money back!” -Drew
“Money, money, money! That’s what we want back!” -Colin
“No!” -Ryan
“Oh, really?” -Drew
“Perhaps you’d like me to call the manager. Bob?.... (Assumes new
identity) …Yes?” -Ryan
“…Queer kind of a thing just happened…” -Drew
THE END
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