Duet:

Dishwasher

 

 

 

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WAYNE: Hey, Chip!!
CHIP: What is it Daddio??
WAYNE: Those clothes are dirrrty!
CHIP: Well then I guess I'll put them in my.....DISHWASHER!!
WAYNE: No, cat!  You're talking crazy now!!
CHIP: (laughs)  Here we go!

WAYNE: Now let me tell you something
My feelings weren't hurt!
I went outside
and I rolled in the dirt!
So what could I do??
I gotta get a dishwasher too...

CHIP: I got so dirty that I looked like a hag
Put my clothes in my old Maytag...
Put a little powder in and turn the dial!
My clothes'll be real clean in a while....
They're clean!!

WAYNE: Dish, dish, dish!!
Dish, dish, dish!!
WAYNE: Now look at you
Don't get your feelings hurt!
Oh, make it so you're gonna need to clean that shirt!...

CHIP: Ah-ahhh
WAYNE: That's your cue!...

CHIP: Wellll!! ...One thing's crazy!  One thing's great!
A dishwasher just won't clean your plate!...

WAYNE: Uh-uh!!
CHIP: It'll clean your shirt, Daddio!!
WAYNE: You know it will!!
CHIP: Yeah!!
WAYNE: Because we got it made
Who needs Cascade??
CHIP: Ooooh
We got it made!!....
WAYNE AND CHIP: Who needs Cascaaaaade???


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