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Feed the Dog

 

 

 

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WAYNE: Whooooo!
Oh-whoa
Sometimes I like to look in my cupboard, ...yeah!
But it gets so bare, I feel like old Mother Hubbard
Oh, I'm tellin' you,
this is what I do to feed the doooogs!
Heyyy!
To feed the dog!
Listen up, everybody!
I can feed Scruffy and that's no bull.
I go over to my neighbor 'cause I'm a cannibal.
And then I kill him!!...
To feed the do-og!!
No, no, no!!!
I kill that bro!!
He's ten times cheaper than a can of Alpo!
Feed the dog!!

COLIN: (extremely high-pitched)  Fee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-eeeed the doooooooog
Yeah!!!
Fee-ee-ee-ee-eee-ee-ee-eeeed the dooooog
Yeah!!

RYAN: Oh, my dog just lays there
by his hole...

WAYNE: Lays at his hole!

RYAN: I grab his kibble and I fill up that big shiny,
silver bowl!

WAYNE: A silver bowl!

RYAN: He looks at me with his eyes!
He looks mighty meek!
Oh my god!
He's been dead for a weak!!!
I said, dog!!

WAYNE: Feed him!

Ryan: I gotta stop feeding that dog!!

WAYNE: Hey-ey!!
You've got to feed the do-og!!
Hey!!
You've got to feed the do-og!!
You-uuu have got to feed the dog!
You've got to feed the dog!
You've got to feed the do-ooooog!!!

COLIN AND RYAN: (howling)

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