WAYNE: Oh, yeah
Whoa-oa-oa
Listen up, now
Here is something
I'm as slick as a fox!
I'm kickin' people's butts
I'm in the penalty box!
I don't normally choose
one sport over the other
But in the game of hockey
you rarely find a brother!
Oh-oh-oh!
Yeah, yeah!
Do the hockey-ey!
Grab your stick, and do the hockey player!
CHIP: Yeeee!
WAYNE: (ice scraping) Yeah, yeah!
Do the hockey player!
RYAN: Do the hockey
CHIP: They say I'm really good
but I know I really stink!
'Cause all I do is go around
and fall down on the rink!
And when they say I'm good
I know that they're a phony
Just yesterday I went
and I got hit by the Zamboni.
This isn't very fun!
I really do suck!
I'm such a bad hockey player
I don't give a puck!
on the -
WAYNE AND CHIP: hockey!
WAYNE: Yeah!
CHIP: I'll do the -
WAYNE AND CHIP: hockey!
RYAN: I'm the guy down at the rink
that you always see....
WAYNE AND CHIP: Ooooh...
RYAN: I have to say that there aren't many women
in love with me....
WAYNE AND CHIP: Ooooh...
RYAN: When you come around, baby
there's no need for mace!
I took one too many
pucks in the face
On the -
ALL: hockey!
RYAN: Yeah
WAYNE: Yeah!
RYAN: Took my Zamboni line!
ALL: Do the hockey!
CHIP: Yeah
WAYNE: Now, now, now
First you gotta do this
here's a little trick
Grab your face mask
and then you grab your stick
You keep on doing
Bam! Avoid a wreck!
Grab him against the glass
and ya hit him in the neck
The hockey!
Man, come and get you some!
Hockey players!
CHIP: Oh!
WAYNE: They never have teeth in their gums!
Hockey!
Hey! Hey!
CHIP: I do the -
WAYNE AND CHIP: hockey!
WAYNE: Hey! What?
WAYNE AND CHIP: Do the hockey!
WAYNE: Yeah-eah-e-ahhh
Do the hockey!
THE END
