CHIP: Yeeeee-haw!
Them Backstreet Boys, I think they really stink!
It isn't anything personal, they're just not N Sync.
This might be kinda weird, it could be a shock...
But I still got a poster of the New Kids on the Block!
DREW: Well, I hate, radio today!
They don't have anything good to play!
All they play is junk, they are in a rut...
I wish they'd take the Backstreet Boys and shove 'em up their butt!!
COLIN: I hate the Backstreet Boys, they bug me like no one else can!
So, I came up with a really cunning plan!
I kidnapped them and then I showed them, oh, how to hurt...
I made them all wear ...a copy of my shirt!
RYAN: A lot of people think they're the best ones in the land.
But the Backstreet Boys aren't my kinda band.
Many people think that they are heaven-sent!...
But you're not a band unless you play an instrument!
ALL: Play an instrumeeeent!
THE END
