WAYNE: Whooo-hoo!
You see something, my datin' life is bad.
I opened up the newspaper, and then I read an ad...
The ad said it was great, and so I did not blunder!
I opened up the door, and there was Stevie Wonder.
CHIP: Once I got a blind date, I really liked his smile.
He was very tall, though, his name was Ryan Stiles!
I went right on through it, that date was pretty rough...
Sure, it was a blind date, but I wasn't blind enough.
COLIN: I went on a blind date, her name was lovely Kate.
Everything was wonderful, boy, it really was great.
And what happened next, I tell you it is true!...
When I went and kissed her, she went
"doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo!"
RYAN: I met a girl one day, who said she really liked me.
Why she did, I really couldn't see.
She was really turned on, she gave my types of clues...
What really got her hot, was all my fancy shoes!
ALL: All my fancy shoooes!
THE END
