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CHIP: Yeee-haw! Tulsa, Oklahoma!! Saaaalute!... I went down to my dealership, I tried to buy a car. He tried to sell a lemon, but he didn't get too far. I found a lot of steals and I found a lot of deals... and then I bought a Pinto, but it didn't have no wheels. DREW: Well, I wanted a Chevy, but I didn't want to get bored. and then I thought, "maybe a Mercury, maybe I'll get me a Ford" But when it came down to it, I didn't make a fuss... 'Cause I didn't have any money anyway, so I'll just take the bus. COLIN: I met a car salesman, he didn't have no ethics. and I believed his every lie, it really was pathetic. He did horrible things that no good man ever should... I came home early, found him checking under my wife's hood. RYAN: Oh, boy, those German cars, do they cost big bucks. I looked at the price tag, and I am full of yuks!! Oh, those Porsches, more expensive than the others. unless you're Drew Carey and get them free from Warner Brothers!! ALL: Free from Warner Brotherrrs!
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