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WAYNE: Boy, oh listen, nothing amuses me...
than sitting at home and watchin' reality T.V.
Now, that show "Cops," I think that it's the bomb...
Until I turn it on and say, "Damn! that's my mom!"

CHIP: Yee-haw!
I love me a cop show, of that you can be sure.
Until one night I'm watchin', and they bust down my door.
They bring inside a deputy, they bring inside a jailer...
And then they confiscated everything inside my trailer.

COLIN: I saw a cop show, it really made me mad.
It was so horrible, the writing, it was sad.
The more I watched it, the more it was the pits...
It had Abe Vigoda and Erik Estrada, it was called "Fish and Chips"

RYAN: Oh, boy, those cop shows, they give me such a fright
and it seems like they are on every single night!
Sure, you can watch 'em, if you really want a scare...
Thursdays at 8, you can see Melissa's underwear!!

ALL: Melissa's underwearrr!

 

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