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Brad: I am losing my hair and it really is a pain
I find out every morning when I see the shower drain
But as you can see, it isn't quite for me
But at least I'm not quite as bald as Colin Mochrie.
Drew: (spoken) aw man, took my rhyme. I was gonna do that. *laughs* aw.
I have all my hair and I really am quite happy
I like putting stuff in my hair, it makes me look real snappy.
I love to comb my hair, I never need a breather
I'm real happy I'm not Colin Mochrie either.
Colin: People always kid me cause I'm losing all my hair
I can't really help it that I'm follicly impaired
It really is quite horrible, but my life is not through
I still get way more sex than either Brad or Drew!
*audience cheers loudly*
Ryan: Losing all your hair isn't really that bad of a deal
A lot of women love just the way it feels
Just think of it as just a little more face
And you can rent it out as advertising space!
All: as advertising space!!
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