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Hoedown: Shoplifting |
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WAYNE: When I was younger, took a field trip to the zoo. I was really mischievous, so here's what I would do... But my crime, damn, it made me dance I tried to put a cheetah and a rhino in my pants! GREG: When I go out to a store, I never like to pay. I've got five-finger discount, I just take it away! I never pay for nothin', I don't pay no rent... and I never tell the truth 'cause I'm the president! COLIN: The other day, I stole something, it really was a sin. It was a little revolver, made of gelatin. It really was a bad idea, something I should've slept on... 'cause I was arrested for carrying a congealed weapon. RYAN: Shopping the correct way can be such a bore. I have to steal everything when I go in a store. Not to loot and take things can be really hard... but I guess I shouldn't 'cause I am a security guard! ALL: am a security guaaard!
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