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WAYNE: Here is some news, I heard all over the place.
Michael Jackson had surgery, to fix his face.
He didn't think that he looked good, he started sulking...
I saw him the other day, he looks just like Maculay Culkin.

CHIP: All right, okay!
I know something nice, it isn't so darn nasty!
You could just be a doctor, and go givin' rhinoplasty!
Michael Jackson had some, it wasn't just his loss!
Instead of one Michael Jackson, now there's two Diana Ross!!

COLIN: The plastic surgery didn't work, I must confess.
My-my face is now one big bad mess.
Here's a little hint, if any of you go...
Make sure your doctor isn't Doctor Picasso!

RYAN: I wanted surgery, but my doc said no.
I had to force him 'cause I had no place to go...
I had to threaten him, with my big old mouser!...
Now I look just like, a grown-up Doogie Howser!

ALL: A grown-up Doogie Howserrr!

 

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