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The Maltese Burger

(Thanks to Julie for this!) :-)

 

 

 

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Colin (to camera): I'd been searching for the Maltese Burger for 3 years.
All clues finally led to this place in the middle of nowhere. It was time
for me to get it. (to Ryan)  Hi I'll have some fries...
Ryan (to camera): *strange muffled noises* (to Colin) Sorry, the speaker's
broken. You wanted fries??
C: Yeah...
R: You want fries with that??
C (to camera): As he was working on the fries I had this incredible plan
that would get from him the location of the Maltese Burger.
R: Here you go...
C: Thanks, where's the Maltese Burger?
R (to camera) : I didn't know whether I should tell him or not. I didn't
know whether it was some elaborate plan or just a simple question. (to
Colin) Pardon?
C (to camera): He was playing me like he'd play a fish. I can't make it much
clearer than that. It was then I noticed the sesame seeds on his shirt. (to
Ryan) Say, you've got some seeds there...*grabs the air in front of Ryan's
shirt*...AHA!! The Maltese Burger!
R: I guess you got me. (to camera) Oh I knew who he was. A disgruntled
employee who had worked here five years ago. I couldn't forget that face,
he...used to bob for fries. (to Colin) I guess it's all yours, you got me.
C (to camera): It all seemed too easy, way too easy. That's when he did
something totally unexpected. Something so crazy and wild it took me totally
by surprise. Even though it was kinda funny, it still was really weird.
*He steps back, Ryan leans forward and kisses him*
*BUZZ*

(As the go back to their seats):

C: It was very nice thank you.
Drew: Wow.
R: Breath mint?
D: I'm really gonna have some nightmares let me tell you.


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