GREG: Mmmmm...
Well, come on in, I'm Mister B.
You need a new 'do, as I can see.
You've got your mag, and you've got your dryer
I'm gonna fix you up, you go higher,
Say ho-ooo!!
WAYNE: Say ho-ooo!!
GREG: Say ho-ooo!!!
WAYNE: Say ho-ooo!!...
Now, you see, I walked in her with a limp.
All I want is a perm and a little crimp.
That's right, better step back, tell ya brother,
Because you get the dye, give my hair a little color.
Listen to me, listen to me, listen to me now,
Because I want my hair, white as a cow.
Moo, moo, hey, moo, moo, hey-heyyy
GREG: I'm gonna do your hair
I'm a-do it quick.
I'm a-fix up this nappy quick.
When you walk out of here
You gonna be a mother.
You gonna get, all the udder!!
WAYNE: Whaaat???
RYAN: I wonder if I could get an
appointment today
Oh, boy, I'm bothered by all the hair spray.
Don't mean to complain, just ordinary folk,
But I think I'm havin' a little bit of a stroke
(falls down) I - Oh!...
WAYNE: Ooh!
RYAN: ...The spray, get it out!...
-of the way, the spray!
COLIN: Hey, there, people, I'm really
mad!
Look, what you've done is made me sad!
I came in here, now I go!
I came in with a big afro!
Look what happened, now it's gone-!...
I'm gonna kill you!.....and you too!
RYAN: I think I'm dying...
I think I'm dying, I'm gonna so south
Unless someone wants to give me mouth-to-mouth...
WAYNE: All this stuff that's happenin',
...it's not legal!
Ooh, look at you, you're as bald as an eagle! What can I - what
can I - what can I say??
This has been one weird-ass day!!
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