Greg Got Lost In The Mall Because He Smells(like ass)

One day Greg was going to the bathroom on a tree (becuase he can't fit in his bathroom anymore) and a few guys came by and they were like "look at that fat fuck pissing on the tree" so Greg heard them and ate them. Then he went to the mall.


(I don't see a penis again! God what a loser, to bad I don't have a camera that can show you stink lines.)

Greg likes haning out at sears because he likes to make love to the washing machines when no one is watching, so he went down to the washing machine place but there were none and he was really mad so he went to stick his head in an oven. But it wasn't plugged in, and when a nice employ-e tried to help him, greg ate him.


(This pictures is funny, but have you seen the one of his mom?? God that's great, she's really fat too, check it out in the pictures section)

So Greg went to see if he could buy a puppy for his girlfriend in the petstore, but he couldn't becuase he didn't have enough money, so he ate the puppies.


(Remember that scean in braveheart? Its just like that but greg's ass is bigger)

and now he's in jail. THE END