Gregory Thornton was born to a French whore on December 15th, 1984 and attends school at Neshamny High. He's pretty fat. I mean really really fat. I can't get over how fat he is. I heard once he said "I'm so hungry I could eat a house." and then he did. In sixth grade, when I met Greg, everyone called him "the really fat smelly kid" and then he ate them. So now everyone pretends to be nice to him.
Once, on Halloween, he ate a black cat under a ladder, so then he had bad luck for twenty-one years. Everyone knows this because he's going out with a whore. He likes his mom, but she won't go out with him. Greg cries himself to sleep every night and then one day he ate a chair. Greg loves disco music. He goes out to discos and dances like the guy in Saturday night fever. That's Greg's favorite movie ever. He has posters of it in his room. He wants to fuck the bee-gees' mom. They're Australian and Greg is a faggot.
The other day I called Greg and he was playing "Saturday Night Fever" in the back round and I said "What's that Greg" and he said "Yo G, its my mom strippin'." Greg pretends to be black too. He wishes he were black so he could go out with his mom. He really smells. He's going out with a girl names Sam, but she's really a man. God he's fat.